Drummer/The Drums Offender Checklist
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| Name of Offender (Drums Player):_______________________ | ||
| Infraction Date:___________________________ | ||
| Musical Offenses | ||
| Playing during warm up | $10 | |
| Warming Up | $25 | |
| Tuning (Right...a drumkit needs to be tuned) | $47 | |
| Speeding up during a song | $10 | |
| Slowing down during a song | $20 | |
| Making an audible mistake in the middle of a song | $40 | |
| Using musical scores | $25 | |
| Writing musical scores | $50 | |
| Attempting drum solo | $500 | |
| Achieveing drum solo | $1000 | |
| Playing more audible than guitars | Get beaten by guitar players | |
| Playing less audible than bass | Get beaten by the whole band twice | |
| Begin a song with drums | $50 | |
| Setting a wrong tempo | $60 | |
| Setting a tempo at all | $100 | |
| Stopping the song after mistake and shouting loudly AAAAAA! | $200 | |
| Play anything other than metal | Immediate Dismissal | |
| Improvising | $100 | |
| Playing during brake | $200 | |
| Play "Drum scales" | $100 | |
| Doing that annoying "solo" stuff after the last song ends during a gig | $250 | |
| Sing | $2000 | |
| Equipment Violation | ||
| Not having two bass drums | $250 | |
| Having more than one snare | $100 | |
| Using an electronic drumkit | $400 | |
| Placing "logos" on drumkit | $150 | |
| Not having a Pearl or a Tama | Immediate dismissal | |
| Arranging the drumkit in odd ways | $250 | |
| Using earplugs | $50 | |
| Breaking drumheads | $30 per broken drumhead | |
| Using trick pedal | $50 | |
| Having more cymbals than he can handle | $100 per extra cymbal | |
| Asking for help to move drumkit | $400 | |
| Buy a "chineese cymbal" | $100 | |
| Breaking drumsticks | $20 per drumstick | |
| Use any flat surface to "play" | $500 | |
| Criminal Bad Taste | ||
| Headbanging while playing | $35 | |
| Drinking water during practice | $25 | |
| Standing up while playing | $45 | |
| Playing with only one drumstick | $50 | |
| Unintentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates | $300 | |
| Intentionally throwing drumsticks at bandmates | $750 | |
| Trying to play another instrument | $1500 | |
| Practicing | $500 | |
| Sweating | $20 | |
| Starting a sentence with "Well I play nine instruments at once..." | $2000 | |
| Basic Stupidity | ||
| Lose drumsticks | $50 per drumstick | |
| Torch himself on fire during live performances | $150 | |
| Frequently screaming "Oh Yeah!" | $65 | |
| Asking "Where are the drugs?" | $75 plus a rehab session | |
| Put socks inside bass drums | $40 | |
| Hitting himself with a drumstick | $500 | |
| Tendency to believe he is Lars Ulrich | $250 | |
| Forgetting the song | $1000 | |
| Mentioning he learned to play in the school's orchestra | $150 | |
| Enjoys playing rock band | $250 | |
| Trying to speak in "Staccato" | $450 | |
| Calling himself a musician | Priceless | |