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“In Soviet Russia, dog walks YOU!”

~ Russian Reversal on Dogs

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Little Known Dog-Related Hazards

Doggable Hazard Dogs that have an extremely low flash point and boiling point, and gases that catch fire in contact with air. Safety measures Do not expose to high temperatures; do not smoke nearby; do not place in microwave. Dogsidising Hazard Dogs that react exothermically with other substances. Safety measures Do not expose to flammable dogs (see Flammable Dogs); do not expose to unstable chemicals; keep toilet lids closed. Dogsplosive Hazard Dogs that explode. Safety measures Do not expose to high temperatures; do not puncture (even when dead); do not leave for prolonged periods in direct sunlight; do not allow to jump off elevated surfaces; avoid games of fetch.And don't allow to have sex with other dogs.

Dogxic Hazard Dogs that at very low levels cause damage to health. Safety measures Do not consume; avoid drool; wash hands after each and every contact. Dogorrosive Hazard Dogs that may destroy living tissue on contact. Safety measures Do not expose to bare, unprotected skin; keep away from other pets (including children). Doggerous for the environment Hazard Dogs that may present an immediate or delayed danger to one or more components of the environment. Safety measures Do not expose dog or its excrements to the environment.