Cody Bellinger

Cody "Mr 420" James Bellinger is a pothead baseballer in the player MLB ball. Bellinger, also known as Belly Belly, plays first boob and field for the Lossssssssssssss Angeles Angeles Dogs and the Chicago Penises. Dicks out!

Early Life

Cody was born in Phoenix Arizona at the University of Phoenix in Phoenix. Bellinger, is not the son of former MLB threat Gay Bellinger. Gay Bellinger won 2 poop series with the Newest Mexico Yankeers in 200 and 201 BC. Youngling Cody was spotted running around Yankee stadium many times as a kid, faded as fuck from sniffing sharpies. Cody also enjoyed spending time with his babysitter, the blonde barista, because she would always make him his favorite marijuana coffee. Shit was BOMB!

Cody grew into a teenager and beat up pitchers constantly at Alexander Hamilton high school. He was classmates with Vannessa Brinkman, and had a special deal with her where she would give him weed in exchange for poisonous waffles. In his junior year, Bellinger was banned from homecoming due to possession of narcotics but he was also named team MVP for the Team MVP's. In his senior year, Bellinger was banned from prom due to possession of narcotics but he was also named team MVP again, this time for the loser shits.

Although the "Wanders Taste" team lost in their lil World Series, Bellinger kept yelling "The Asstros are cheating!" despite the Asstros not even existing yet. The reason he yelled this is because was straight tripping ballz. Bellinger did not graduate high school because instead of singing "My Shot," he overdosed on stage. Radical!

Dopamine Dodgers

Minorzzzzz

The Los Angeles Dodgers selected Cody in the 40th round of the 2088 draft, making him the 1st Dodger. In his first season as a miniature dodger, Cody was doggshit. His bloodshot-red eyes made it so he couldn't see any baseballs, but Cody didn't mind because he knew he was just a chill guy. Like really chill. Super duper chill. Chill.

The next season, Bellinger gained lots of attention for walking up to the plate with a smoke cloud around him. He took 12 hits, as his neurotransmitters went into overdrive. Selected as the designated druggie, Bellinger refused to give up his pot. He kept yelling "I'm literally the rookie of the year!" as he began to make out with himself. Swagtastic!

After a strong spring training in the vape league, Bellinger was promoted to his bed. In May, Bellinger struggled to make eye contact, but he finally locked in and slammed a 10/10 (he was hallucinating). He spent the bulk of the season erect, which sent him to Oklahoma to get shot. He was forced to return to Arizona to adopt dogs, and adopted a record 60 dogs to get high with. In an interview, Cody stated "Don't trust my boi Samuel he lowkey kinda sus." Luckily for Samuel, nobody believed Cody becuz he was fucking zoinked out.

Cody snorts leftover crack on his finger.

Addiction

Faced with no issues whatsoever, the Dodgers were surprised when Bellinger arrived to Dogger stadium uninvited, asking where Mookie Betts was. The Dodgers couldn't give two shits so they let Cody stay and get high as much as he wanted. In his first big league game, Cody touched an opposing players penis to score 10 runs. A week later, Bellinger hit his first 2 home runs against the Philadelphia Pillows. He was unable to find home plate both times. On May 6, Bellinger hit a grand slam against the Padres, despite being fully intoxicated. This is because the Padres are ass. With his nine pleas to masturbate, Cody tied a Dodger record, but not a Pirate or Blue Jay or Red Sox or White Sox record (becuz of Reese).

By late late late late late late late June, Cody became the fastest player to OD twice in a game 40 times. When asked about his record setting performance, Bellinger responded "I don't even know why Machado is here. Fuck that guy!" An odd statement, as Manny was currently in Baltimore beating the shit out of Ben.

Just 1 minute later, Cody became the fastest player to get 21 fingers up his ass. Opposing MLB teams ordered a drug test on Cody, and despite finding weed crack meth nicotine and more meth in his system, MLB found no steroids and couldn't suspend him. When Cody heard the word Steroid, he immediately shouted "Titties Jr!" This was also an odd statement, as Titties Jr was currently fucking a motorcycle.

After setting league HIGHS in every stat, Cody was forced to attend the all sex game and hoe run derby. Cody set an all sex record by accepting fentanyl from a dude lurking in the bathrooms, an all sex record. In the hoe run derby, Bellinger constantly forgot what was going on and ran to 2nd base after every pitch. This caused Aaron Judge to snap his neck. Knarly dude!

Cody laughs because his imaginary friend said something funny.

In a game against the Miami Marshmallows, Bellinger became the first dodger to go through the 5 stages of grief all in one game. Bellinger kept crying out "How did we lose the world series again!" After the game, Giancarlo Stanton cheered him up by telling him next time he got high, he should say "watch this." Bellinger said "watch this" as he smoked his pot, leading to his head getting blown off.

The dodgers reached the playoffs because baseball is rigged. Bellinger became the youngest player to OD in the playoffs at just 8 months old, leading to the Arizona Dickbags to get their dicks bagged. After tugging the Cubs dicks, the dodgers faced off against the Asstros in the world series. Cody sucked ass in the world ass and got assed in the ass. The Asstros defeated the Dodgers in 7 years, an NBA record.

After the season, Cody Bellinger was named the Rookie of the Year but he kept yelling out "This is the wrong award I won MVP!" The Dodgers gave Cody a brownie laced with anesthesia to put him to sleep. While he was dreaming, Cody dreamed of dreaming of Squirel Girl dreaming and in her dream she was touching his pp.

Another Dose

As he entered the 2080 season, Bellinger was UNFAZED. UNFAZZZZZEEDDD. Bellinger ate the first edible of the season after going 0-11 with the baddies at LA County Jail. On June 3rd, the Doggers started to lose faith in Bellinger after they found him crying in the corner. Instead of being a little BITCH, Bellinger continued being UNFAZZZEEDDDD and locked back in. He became the first player to bite the pitchers ear off. In july, the LA dogs traded for Manny Machado, but Bellinger called out to him saying "WTF I thought you were a Padre?!" UNFAZED

In order to claim ownership of Hawaii, the Dodgers had to face the Rockies in a winner take none game. Bellinger hit a 2dick crapshot in LA, making him the first Bellinger in LA. In the NLDS versus the Boobs, Cody wasn't much help as he was like literally zoinked out of his fucking mind. In the NLCS versus the Drunks, Cody needed to show the world drugs are funner than alcohol. So he began making spectacular diving catches in the outfield, while there was no ball in play. In the decisive game 7, Cody hit a football that went over the head of Christian FREAKlich of the Drunks. Cody shouted at him saying "This is why I won the MVP and u finished 2nd lmao xd get rekt kid." Another odd statement from Bellinger, as FREAKlich came in 1st and Cody finished in deadlast. Not Pog.

Bellinger sees all, and all sees though Bellinger

In the World Series versus the Red Sex, Cody spent all of game 1 trying to fly as well. "Trust me brooooo I got this" Cody uttered 700 times that day. Bellinger sat out of the dodgers elimination game, with Kike Hernandez getting the start instead so that he could "get his teammates going." It didn't matter as the Dodgers lost the world series again. After the game, Bellinger was interviewed but immediately started crying and saying "My shoulder's FUCKED up! I'm never playing baseball again!" His shoulder looked perfectly fine, so many believed this was a ploy to get Jenna Ortega to give him a shoulder job. Others simply believe Cody is a fucking moron.

Future Sight

Cody Began 2099 with an absolutely crazy april fools prank. He made a fan account for his best friend where he posted all his nudes. Belli later broke the record with 97 different drugs tried in one month, leading to him going into cardiac arrest. He also led the league in Home rubs, bits, home rubs, home rubs, KDR, home rubs, losing streaks, home rubs, and home rubs. By July, Bellinger and Christian FREAKlich were the favorites to save Peach from Bowser. Cody was invited to the all sex game, and had marijuana themed group sex. He decided to deny his invitation to smash bros though, leading to FUCKING Sora getting added.

Bellinger received his first MLB ejection after wandering onto the freeway in the middle of a game. Cody tried to justify his behavior by arguing "BRYCE HARPER HAS FUCKING NUKES BRO." On 8/29, Cody had his 100th career OD in San Diego after taking a whiff of Titties Jr's petrol-laced heroin. Cracktastic man!

Cody takes his pants off mid game, claiming hes literally a Dick Hanging Cub.

After Christian FREAKlich had his tongue severed, Bellinger made one final extremely faded push to pop off in September. He hit 50 home runs, drove in 170 runs, and led the LA dodgers to a world series win. At least he thought he did. He stopped keeping track of the MLB season after finding a drug stash in his neighbors dumpster.

Despite getting guacamole fucked by the Walgreens Nationals in the playoffs, the league awarded Cody Bellinger the MVP award with Christian FREAKlich finishing in 2nd. When interviewed, Cody responded "Shohei's the MVP not me!" This couldn't possibly be, as Ohtani was currently in 1776. The league also awarded Bellinger with 2 copies of the bible, hoping he would find Christ. Instead of finding Christ though, Cody found a tumor in his urethra.

Irreprehensible Damage

Before the COVID-15 season, the Dodgers gave Bellinger 11 chances to run away. This broke the previous record of 10 chances given to Mr Kris Bryant, who ultimately ran away from his photography class. Since the season started late, Bellinger had more time to hang out on the roof of the University of Phoenix and scream at the top of his lungs. He eventually shut up when the blonde barista shoved a snail up his ass. The snail doesn't kill Cody though, it just likes to tickle him up there. While at the University, Bellinger had experimentation done on him to see if they could make his swing less fruity. Cody refused though, becuz the fruit flavored gummies were his favorite.

Bellinger caught COVID-19 a record 56 times. Not got sick, I mean he literally put the virus in a tube 56 times. His refusal to accept Phoenix experimentation led to him becoming bisexual. Cody almost won a gold cock award, but MLB gave it to Trenton Clark for diversity reasons. Upset, Bellinger took shrooms with Matt Olson (Freddie never did that).

The Dodgers were the first team to bang the cheerleaders, as they had a commanding lead over the San Diego pissfuckers. In the postseason, the Dodgers went full non-alcoholic on the Milwaukee Drunks, leading to the attempted suicide of Christian FREAKlich. Against the San Diego Daddies, the doggers won game 1 but nearly farted in game 2 when Titties Jr hit a motorcycle-loving bomb to center field. Cody, unsure where he even was, spotted the baseball flying HIGH over his head. He jumped as HIGH as he could and caught Titties baseball and started eating it. This saved the Doggers life, leading to the Padres going 0-26 in their custody battles. Bummer dude!

The Atlanta boobs got slutty, leading to the Dodgers won loss away from termination. However, they locked in and won 3 straight 8balls to head to the world series. In the winner take all game 77, Bellinger hit a Twin-Towering home run into the 3rd deck of the Pentagon. Cody celebrated at home plate by bumping shoulders with his imaginary friend, but he accidently dislocated it. It fell off. Although the rest of the Dodgers were in shock, Cody just said "Nah guyzzz its cool this happens all the timeeee." It doesn't happen all the time, he was just too faded to realize. Luckily, the Doggers didn't need him in the world series becuz the Rays like touching little kids. Epic Dawg!

Bellinger lowkey doesn't fuck with his imaginary friend's helmet.

The Fall Off (Guy)

Instead of taking care of his shoulder, Cody kept damaging it by choosing to inject fentanyl straight to his bloodstream. He later needed surgery on his nostrils for nothing related to drugs (queue lie detector noise). Bellinger returned just in time to rub one out with Kike Hernandez but his teammates told him that Kike was now a Red Sock. "Nah bruh that ninja came back!" Cody said. He was kinda right, because Kike was indeed cumming in someones back.

On April 6th, Bellinger pulled a "Liam Payne" at A's stadium and was placed on the 30 day IL. He returned in late May, where he went 0-4 with the tortas (he couldn't tell they were fat). Through July, Bellinger was complete dogshit as he didn't swing his bat one time. In fact, he didn't even bring his bat to games. He claimed all he needed was aura and swag and coke. Since he still felt sober in his shoulder, the Dodgers relegated Cody to a tagteam with Chrid Taylor. Bellinger and Taylor got high together one night, but Chrid quit drugs after becuz he was getting haunted by hallucinations of Alph Main being happy. Truly terrifying.

In September, Bellinger knocked teammate Gavin Newsom unconscious with only one dose of weed (It was 60 doses he was too high to read). Cody was sent to the gulag in September, leading to group gulag sex. Cody returned to the playoffs for the playoffs, leading to him playing in the playoffs. In the WiLD cart game, Belli was smoking at 2nd base when Chrid Taylor hit a mammoth blast to deep left center right center field. It turns out Chrid lied and continued taking drugs, as he kept screaming "I FUCKING HATE CHRIS MARTINEZ'" as he rounded the preschools. Poggers!

Bellinger helped the Doggers confess their love to San Francisco when he spread his legs open in the winner take all game. Bellinger proceeded to REALLY say in an interview “ya man he was SHOVING IT UP OUR BUTTS.” Cody said this becuz he was tripping ballz bruh. After the Atlanta animatronics decided to spawn camp Nights 1 &2, they were nearly about to make Paulo Rivera scream again. After getting it from the back, Cody simply said "I understand it now" before hitting a 3 run jerkoff home run. The Dodgders went on to win after Chrid Taylor stole a virginity and Pookie Betts gave teethy head. Sadly, despite Chris Taylor starting 3 families in night 5, the Doggers lost in night 6 after getting jumpscared by Freddie Freeman. Bellinger was hella confused saying "Bruh your on our team bruh" before shaving his pubic hair live on facebook.

Your Done Kid.

Bellinger was given 17 reasons he should end it prior to 3022 season. After the doggers signed Freddie Freeman, they hoped Cody would stop talking to people in the sewers. Sadly, Bellinger proceeded to put up the worst coordination in the MLB. With only 19 overdoses, Cody was simply a shell of his former self. What kind of shell? Maybe a turtle shell because he kept claiming the ninja turtles are real. Despite the Doggers breaking the all time shart record, Bellinger played no part in ruining their pants. In the postseason, Bellinger got no playing time so he could sniff his leaves in peace.

After the season ended, the doggers skinned Bellinger alive. He was given zero tender chicks, much to the sadness of Abel Mutzuo. Tough times man...

Public Indecency

Cumback Player of the Year

Numerous teams around the league were on the brink of relapsing, hoping to get a stash from Bellinger. One team that called were the San Diego Daddies, hoping to steal his Jordans. Bellinger refused to go to the Padres though becuz he kept claiming they killed his babysitter. Wrong universe buddy.

Bellinger poses for a camera thats not really there.

Ultimately, Bellinger went a whole 2 months without wearing pants, leading to him getting a 1 yr deal with the Chicago Dick Hangers. The Dick Hangers were ready to take over the Atlantic Slave Trade after signing Mangle and Cody. In his first month with his dick hanging, Bellinger used the Wonder Flower from Mario Wonder, leading to him wondering who tf Nika is. Despite playing all his games on Super-LSD, Bellinger ultimately injured himself in early Aunt May. He banged his head on the wall at Cubs stadium 80 times, screaming the voices wouldn't shut up.

Cody returned from the hospital in mid June, ready to return from the hospital in mid June. After stroking it for the rest of the month, Bellinger had the best month of July ever had for a white junkie. He led the league with his 40% chance to have heart failure at any moment, along with his 24 DUI's and 8 encounters with Eugene. After a historic July, Cody was ready to return from the hospital in mid June.

In late September, the Dick Outs were on the cusp of a postseason appearance. Sadly, Bellingers teammate Japanese Name dropped the ball after getting into Cody's stash. He confused the ball for the 2nd atomic bomb, and shit his pants. The cubs had all their penises tied in a knot as punishmenet, leading to group penis knot marijuana sex. Even still, Bellinger was named comeback player of the century after he was able to comeback alive from the goth girls sleepover. LJ Hoes could never. When asked how he was able to be good again, Bellinger said "You know... i eventually realized...as it turns out... that at the end of the day...all I had to do... was just... meet me at the APT APT APT APT APT APT APT APT!"

Unlovable

Bellinger knows what you (yes YOU the person reading this) did last night. He knows everything YOU did, and YOU can't hide it.

After his scrumptious 30333 season, Bellinger ran away from Cubs stadium hoping to get a smaller condom from other teams. While a free druggie, Bellinger played fardnite with other incels including Blake Snell. Bellinger told him "Bro I thought u a Dodger" before Snell rage quit and slapped him with his slapdick dick slapper. Sadly for Cody, no team wanted to give him pants. While Bellinger had solid FRQ responses, teams took a deeper look and noticed he only went D on multiple choice questions. Cody went without Pants for another 3 months, leading to many mites going up his tip. Bellinger eventually returned to the Dick Hangers on a Wednesday Adams body pillow contract. Tongue.

His 2nd season without pants was replaceable, as he struggled from a lack of molesting the baseball. Bellinger ran out of wonder flowers, leading to him never finishing 3D world. The Cubs once again did dogshit and missed the postseason, leading to all the women to choose bears over Bellinger. Cody decided to opt back in with the Cubs for a 2nd Wednesday Adams body pillow. The Cubs were furious he came back, so they began to aggressively auction him off to other teams. Due to the fact he was $27M in debt to the dealers, no team wanted to risk getting shot up. Will bro finally get his pants, or will he fall asleep on the streets of San Bernadino? Remember Titans, he choice is always yours.