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Clinton may refer to one of two bat fuck insane politicians:
- Bill Clinton, 42nd president of the United States and a good friend of Jeffrey Epstein
 - Hillary Clinton, 2016 Democratic presidential nominee and Bill's 
daughterwife 
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