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Christ Church, 2017, by Anonymous

Type of State: Constitutional Monarchy

Motto: Erikoes, God and Country forever!

Monarch: His Majesty King Pietruchia I of Christ Church and other Dominions...

Co-monarch: His Most Majestic, Gracious, kind, intelligent King Richards I of Christ Church and other Dominions...

Aura: -2

Christ Church Grammar School is a Perth private school located in Claremont it has been described as tyrannical and hateful; the teachers there have been known to handout lashings for turning in assignments late, and they have also been known to handout detentions for doing tiny things such as sneezing in class, but these are no ordinary detentions they, on average three hours in the snake pit, or ten minutes in Pietrucha's Lair. Besides all this, Christ Church is a wonderful school, making you pay the most out of any school in Western Australia and offering the littlest and least amenities. King Petruchia was the result of an agreement between the staff of christ church and the students to both hold a member on the throne of christ church and other dominions...

Government[edit | edit source]

Christ Church is a constitutional monarchy with a King and a religious leader who had led a failed Glorious Jihad against the School Teacher Leadership.

The Prime Minister is elected by members of the Legislative Council and needs at least 60% of the votes in-order to win. Rigging the election is treason and the perpetrator will be summarily executed on the spot.

There are the following offices:

Prime Minister

Deputy Prime Minister

Minister for Defence

Minister of Internal Security

Minister for Finance

Minister for the Interior


Constituencies:

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The Duke of Moore River's Own Mounted Borderers Charging against the enemy

Christ Church Teachers[edit | edit source]

Only two of the teachers of Christ church are known they are The principal and the deputy principal, the Principal is Adolf Hitler The Deputy Principal is Joseph Stalin They often team up to stop student rebellions, most notably, the student rebellion of 2017, when the students tried to take back their rights, and the student rebellion of 2023, where the students tried to overthrow the hierarchy, but they both failed miserably. The monarchy often would have clashed with the Teacher Leadership.


Christ Church principal 2017-present
Deputy Principal of Christ church 2019-present

The Royalist Bradley Joint Armed Forces[edit | edit source]

The Royal Bradley Armed Forces originates to the first Christ Church Civil War when individual clans and groups of students began fighting each other in a civil war. The then Grand Duke, Prince Brad saw the need to defend himself. Asking the Already experienced then Brigadier Duke of Moore River to defend itself with its extremely small Expeditionary force built up of no more than 2 troop corps which would then contain nearly no more 15 men. Armed with only basic weaponry, the Brigadier had somehow using his skill led the corps to victory. The corps is now known as His Majesty's Most Honourable and Loyal Grenadier Life Guards still commanded by Field Marshal His Grace The Duke of Moore River.

Joint Armed Forces General Staff HQ Building in Perth

Now, the Army is commanded by group of High Ranking officers from all parts of the Armed Forces and the group of leadership members are called the Joint Armed Forces General HQ staff.

Members:

Field Marshal HG The Duke of Moore River as Commander-in-Chief

General HE The Marquess of Parker Point as Chief-of-Staff

General [REDACTED]

Lt. Gen. HE The Viscount [REDACTED] as Deputy Chief-of-Staff

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] OM, MLC

Lt. Gen. [REDACTED] CH, MC, MLC

Lt. Gen [REDACTED] KCCC CH, OM, CMM

Maj. Gen [REDACTED] OM, MC

Maj. Gen [REDACTED] OM, MM

Maj. Gen (Formerly Field Marshal) [REDACTED] CCC, CH, OM, MM

One of the 10,000 KORNET ATGMs ordered from the Russian Federation on Display in the Joint Armed Forces Museums.

Brig. [REDACTED] MM


Military Structure- General HQ Staff to Troop Corps (Grenadier Life Guards are rarely deployed due to service as bodyguards rather than fighting. If on battle duty, the Duke of Moore River will be present to lead the frontline charge.)

The command structure of the Joint Armed Forces (Made unclear to avoid identification)


Members of the The Royal Bradley Grenadier Life Guards Corps firing a Javelin ATGM.

Nuclear supply[edit | edit source]

Christ Church has a very large nuclear supply that it uses to decimate and destroy other schools that beat them in inter-school carnivals, so that they always come first. These nuclear weapons are often deployed by extremely high ranking members of the Royalist [REDACTED] Army Christ Church Joint Chief-of-staffs , Christ Church is estimated to have over 20,000 nuclear warheads and at least another 5,000 suitcase nukes. As of 2030, Christ Church will launch a huge attack on Scotch College a rival school due to the school beating Christ Church in a 3.5k rowing race at the Aquinas Regatta on the 26/10/24. Christ Church will launch 100 brand new missiles directly on top of their Maths block obliterating everything in a 100km radius.

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A small part of the Christ Church Nuclear supply.

The Unofficial "Hero" of Christ Church[edit | edit source]

Image of the Supreme Leader while on campaign as the field commander for the 4th Troop Corps of Foot, 2nd Battle Group.

Curtis "Curt" Linklater KCCC, CH, CMM is the Hero of Christ Church as he lead the only successful rebellion against the dictatorship, this rebellion ,though it gained little, it gained something. It established the principal that Brother [REDACTED] has the biggest muscles, so because of establishing this, Curtis was crowned the Hero of Christ Church, forever immortal. However, this is challenged by His Majesty The King of Christ Church Bradley the 1st.

The plague of 2016[edit | edit source]

On April 23, 2016, twelve borders were transformed into pigs as a targeted attack by Mr Pietrucha and Adolf Hitler. The swine then proceeded to blow up L-Block and turned S-Block into a gas chamber. When people started arriving to school, they were all infected by the plague of 2016 and had to capture seven pigeons and deliver them to Mr Pietrucha or they would combust instantly.

The Supreme Leader of Christ Church (Not dominions)[edit | edit source]

Since mid 2024, a far-right dictatorship has been established under the rule of [REDACTED]. This new leadership change has caused the status-quo the have significant changes, most notably the downfall of the '''sporty kids''. Additionally, many campaigns have been waged against all people alike to convert people into supporting the new leadership. Many call these campaigns the ''First CCGS Jihad". This religious war has lead to the undisputed victory of the Supreme Leader. The Supreme Leader The Grand Sayyid [REDACTED] KCCC, CH, OM, MLC is also suspected of racism against individuals of other races particularly against the Aboriginals of the particular region of Wadjuk Noongar. He has been criticized many times but all individuals who has filed a seeming complaint against him has disappeared under suspicious circumstances. He is currently the Head religious leader of the Muslim-Christian Community. But, he was charged for terrorism multiple times. He is a former staff member of the military Council and a former General in the Joint Armed Forces.

The Prime Minister for the Commonwealth of Christ Church and other Dominions[edit | edit source]

The Prime Minister of the Commonwealth of Christ Church Grammar School since late 2022 is The Most Honourable His Grace Field Marshal The Duke of Moore River GCCC, GCB, GCBO, CH, OM, MC, RBM, GCStP, MLC being the one and only Prime Minister since the founding of the state. He is THE most experienced military commander in the history of Christ Church and has led the state to many glorious victories against opponents such as the 1st civil war, 2nd, 3rd, 4th and at last the great Crusade-Jihad against cruelty alongside his former aide The Grand Sayyid [REDACTED]. The government remains totally and utterly loyal to HM The King [REDACTED] I.

Offices:

Prime Minister from 2022

Monarch- HM King Brother [REDACTED]

Supreme Leader- [REDACTED]

Deputy Prime Minister- The Hon. Gen. The Marquess of Parker Point KCCC, KCB, KCBO, OM, MC, CStP, MLC

Interior Minister from October 2024

Preceded by The Hon. [REDACTED] OM, MLC

Monarch- HM King Brother [REDACTED]

Supreme Leader- [REDACTED]

Prime Minister- Himself

Deputy Prime Minister- The Hon. Gen. The Marquess of Parker Point

Deputy Interior Minister- Himself

Minister for Defence from 2021

(To 2022) President- Himself

(From 2022) Monarch- HM King Brother [REDACTED]

Prime Minister- Himself

(To 2022) Deputy Prime Minister- Himself

(From 2022) Deputy Prime Minister- The Hon. Gen. The Marquess of Parker Point

Deputy Minister for Defence- The Rt. Hon Lt. Gen. The Viscount [REDACTED] KCCC, CB, CBO, CH, OM, CStP, MLC

Commander-in-Chief of the Joint Armed Forces

Monarch- HM King Brother [REDACTED]

Chief-of-Staff- The Hon. Gen. The Marquess of Parker Point

Deputy Chief-of-Staff- The Rt. Hon Lt. Gen. The Viscount [REDACTED]

The Royal Joint Armed Forces of the Richards' State[edit | edit source]

The Royal Joint Armed Forces is the current and only land warfare force of the Christ church grammar school otherwise knowns The Kingdom of Richards. Because of the conditions that As of 1 July 2024, the The Royal Joint Armed Forces of the Richards' State comprises of 22 Troop Corps including 4 Corps of Guards, 3 Corps of Fusiliers, 3 Corps of Riflemen, 7 Corps of Infantry, 3 Corps of Engineers and 2 Corps of Artillery. Mounting up to a total 24,000 Serving Individuals. Divided in 8 Battle Groups of soldiers.

The Royal Bradley Armed Forces originates to the first Christ Church Civil War when individual clans and groups of students began fighting each other in a civil war. The then Grand Duke, Prince Brad saw the need to defend himself. Asking the Already experienced then Brigadier Duke of Moore River to defend itself with its extremely small Expeditionary force built up of no more than 2 troop corps which would then contain nearly no more 15 men. Armed with only basic weaponry, the Brigadier had somehow using his skill led the corps to victory. The corps is now known as His Majesty's Most Honourable and Loyal Grenadier Life Guards still commanded by Field Marshal His Grace The Duke of Moore River.

Controversies relating to Government Officials[edit | edit source]

His Majesty's Royal Engineers Firing a newly acquired PzH 2000

Latest news shows that there are extremely controversial figures and politicians in the Legislative Council of CCGS and other Dominions. Military figures may be included.

The Hon. Leo Zhang RPM(Revoked), MLC, the Member for Legislative Council of the NC-Block heads the National Socialist Anti-Aboriginal Party and he has been charged many times by both the Royal Military Police and the Civil Police for racism and anti-Jewish activities. He is a close collaborator and friend of the current headmaster and principal of CCGS; Adolf Hitler. He had served in The Royal Military Police before as a Senior Inspector (Major) in the 2nd Detachment of Military Police before being dismissed from the post for false arrests and threats in mid 2024. He had previously served in the 2nd Fusiliers (5th Troop Corps of Foot) under Lt. Col. Noah Yuen as a platoon leader in the first company. He never saw action on the field as the entire II Battle Group under Lieutenant-General [REDACTED] OM, MLC was put as a part of a reserve division commanded by Lieutenant-General and Deputy Chief of Staff (Redacted) Charlesworth-Mercado. After the 4th civil war, he was given the permission for an honourable discharge from service.

The Hon. Col. Ethan Rao MC, MLC, is the speaker of the Legislative Council made up of 10 representatives from all across the school. He was investigated for treachery and treason including conspiring the throne against HM The king [REDACTED] I. He has also lead a coup d'etat against the Joint Armed Forces Chief-of-Staffs. However, he was a loyal supporter of the supreme leader religious regime and was promoted by the Commander-in-Chief of the Joint Armed Forces once again due to his loyalty on the field. General [REDACTED] has spoken for the promotion for this individual for his private services.