Chipotle Mayonnaise
Chipotle Mayonnaise, otherwise known as Spicy Squirt or Scorching Semen, is a hallucinogenic drug made by minimum wage labourers in the American SouthWest for Swagbucks. It has been legalized by the United Slates government and it’s knuckleheads on both parties, and will alter your perception of sandwich jizz for a substantial amount of dime.
Ingredients[edit | edit source]
Chipotle Mayonnaise is constituted primarily by egg jizz, crack, chipotle (or any other spicy peppers to cut down on costs) that are smoked, zest of lemon, soybean water, as well as salt harvested from the gulf.
History[edit | edit source]
During his trip to New Mexico, DuggaDaunroi was disappointed by all the plain jizz on his tacos, burritos and other oh-so-healthy fare, so he made an inquiry to Kraft to combine New Mexico’s finest spicy peppers to squirt into egg jizz, creating a new condiment. This was successful, but the new jizz flavor was more of a poor-selling flop.
Despite its commercial failure by plain mayo pricks, Dugga devours his beloved condiment on a daily basis, squirting it on every food imaginable, from toast to burgers to noodles.
Side Effects[edit | edit source]
Chipotle Mayo might whip up a sense of addiction and euphoria in certain consumers like Dugga. Excess consumption will lead to you getting so corpulent you’ll be unable to see your taco stand.