Chester A. Bum

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“OH MY GOD, THIS IS THE GREATEST ARTICLE I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!”

~ Chester A. Bum on this article

“This is Chester A. Bum saying... CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?!?! AW, C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT, WILL YA? C'MON, CHANGE!”

~ Chester A. Bum on the changes that humanity must overcome in order to be better as a whole
THIS IS THE GREATEST IMAGE YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!!!!

And now it's time for Bum Reviews, with Chester A. Bum. Tonight's review, the Chester A. Bum Uncyclopedia article. OH MY GOD, CHESTER A. BUM IS THE GREATEST REVIEWER I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!! HE DOES A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT'S SO AWESOME!!!!! HE WATCHES MOVIES IN A WARM BUILDING, sure this part is never actually shown, BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER, BECAUSE HE WATCHED THEM, AND HE WASN'T HIGH, AND HE TALKS ABOUT THEM IN PERFECT DETAIL, WHICH IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!! HE IS SO AWESOME!!!!!!

HIS INFANCY WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!![edit | edit source]

OK, SO, A WHILE BACK, THIS GUY, CHESTER A. BUM, WAS BORN ON THE DAY HE WAS BORN, a time where, coincidentally, most birthdays coincide. BUT ANYWAY, HIS PARENTS WERE ALL LIKE "IT'S A GIRL!" BUT THEN, THEY SAW HIS PENIS, SO THEY WERE ALL LIKE "NO WAIT, IT'S A BOY!!!!" BUT THEN, THEY DECIDED HE WOULD NEVER AMOUNT TO ANYTHING, SO THEY LEFT HIM IN A PIE RIGHT NEXT TO PAULY SHORE!!!!

HIS CHILDHOOD WAS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!![edit | edit source]

SO AFTER HE MOVED OUT FROM THE PIE, WHICH IS SOMETHING HE DID BECAUSE PAULY SHORE IS ANNOYING, HE MOVED INTO A BAG!!!!! THE RENT WAS TOO HIGH, THOUGH, AND HE MOVED OUT INTO A CAN, WHERE HE STAYED IN A HIBERNATIVE STATE FOR 18 YEARS, AND THEN HE WOKE UP, AND MOVED INTO A BOX, WHICH HAS SINCE BEEN HIS PLACE OF RESIDENCE!!!!!!

HIS PRESENT DAY..ITUDE IS THE GREATEST YOU'VE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!![edit | edit source]

SO LIKE THIS GUY WITH GLASSES (I forget his name) MET CHESTER, AND THEY STARTED TALKING, AND THAT GUY WITH THE GLASSES IS ALL LIKE "I'm going to give you a show on my website." AND THE BUM IS ALL LIKE "CHAAAANGE?!?" AND THEN, HE MADE A SHOW CALLED BUM REVIEWS WITH CHESTER A. BUM, AND IT IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE!!!!

THE GREATEST MOVIES HE HAS EVER SEEN IN HIS LIFE!!!![edit | edit source]

  • Speed Racer
  • Prince Caspian
  • Almost every other movie ever, especially those with monkeys.

Not even Chester A. Bum Could like these:[edit | edit source]

  • Any Twilight Film (At one time it appeared that he called it "the greatest movie he had ever seen in his life," but it is today a well-known fact that this was, in fact, not him, but an alien in disguise.)
  • Citizen Kane, the worst movie he had ever seen before in his life.

IMPORTANT FINAL WORDS[edit | edit source]

CHANGE?!?!?! YOU GOT CHANGE!?!?!?!?! AW, C'MON, HELP A GUY OUT WILL YA? C'MON, CHANGE! The End Written and performed by Doug Walker Seriously though, the Bum Reviews Uncyclopedia page was cool.

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