Category talk:Things that may be out to get you

"Pssst...over here! Keep your head down and hide behind this page title. Good, now listen...

I think whoever made this category might be intentionally including things that aren't out to get us, and excluding things that are out to get us. It's a conspiracy, almost as if..."

and then a bright beam of light obliterates the schizophrenic young man speaking to you. A black helicopter flies overhead and begins to circle around, as if to make another pass.

If you allow yourself to be vaporized, turn to page 420

If you attempt to run away, turn to page 12

(user note: I started making this not realizing we actually had such a thing already on here...so I just randomly linked out of it Sdr 00:30, 11 Aug 2005 (UTC))

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There was a UFO on this page. Holy shit.

I RANDOMLY SIGHTED THE LOCH NESS MONSTER.

Elvis was sighted on this page...

ANOTHER RANDOM LOCH NESS SIGHTING! OMG

It's Bigfoot! Hoshit!

Teh scary bigfoot!

It's the Spanish Inquistion! I never expected this!

Wow, Bigfoot really likes this page...

Holy Bigfoot, Batman!

Why, hello, Mr. Bigfoot.

Elvis was here, hes left the building now though..