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Bold textI, too, am an adherent of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Actually, I am an acolyte - a priestess, a vessel. I will tithe part of my salary to the church, if one were organized. However, it seems blasphemy to organize an organization over such blissful sublime theology as the FSM. In a previous life, I was a Parrothead, and still have the hymnals and relics of that time. Ahh, and it was a glorious time.

May the FSM live on, and may I live to teach him in biology class in NC.

Thank you, A science teacher in NC high schools, who's tired of answering "intelligent design" questions.