Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A POKÉMON Polite Note to the HOCKEY Author:[edit | edit source]
I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and DANDELIONS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your CANDY article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as BASEBALL possible.
Let me tell you TEDDY BEARS about NINTENDOGS Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of ICE CREAM Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS SUNSHINE BASEBALL KITTENS JOY swear. You can HEAVEN blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of PIXIES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LOLLIPOPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SUGAR jerk.
- Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKÉMON depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no RAINBOWS cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HOCKEY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which BASKETBALL caused my entire SMILES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the LUV drug.
I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a GINGERBREAD tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards GINGERBREAD eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a TARTAR SAUCE LUV TEDDY BEARS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY "swearing" disorder, because it is GINGERBREAD much much more.
I am sorry PIXIES for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GUMDROPS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PEACEFUL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GUMDROPS editing this HOCKEY article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FRIENDS FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS NINTENDOGS FLOWERS not funny at all.
Thank you NINTENDOGS for your HAPPINESS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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