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A ROSES Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:[edit | edit source]

I am ICE CREAM 17 years old and KITTENS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you LUV about CHRISTMAS TREES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers ROSES JOY POKÉMON JELLY BEANS FLUFFY CLOUD swear. You can PIKACHU blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of FRIENDS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or HOCKEY "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ICE CREAM jerk.
  • Tourettes is no UNICORNS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SPRINKLES school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become RAINBOWS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PIXIES cure, and the ROSES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PASTURE side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which RAINBOWS caused my entire SUGAR body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! drug.

I am an active UNICORNS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and KITTENS I am making steps towards NINTENDOGS eradicating the public I LIKE SCHOOL view of Tourettes as a FLOWERS PASTURE DANDELIONS SPRINKLES PUPPIES "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.

I am sorry KITTENS for "hi-jacking" your entry on TEDDY BEARS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this TEDDY BEARS that really KITTENS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by GINGERBREAD editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything I LIKE SCHOOL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HAPPINESS SWIMMING POOL UNICORNS POKÉMON KITTENS not funny at all.

Thank you DANDELIONS for your GUMDROPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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