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A SUGAR Polite Note to the CHRISTMAS TREES Author:[edit | edit source]

I am FOOTBALL 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JELLY BEANS removed or changed as soon as TEDDY BEARS possible.

Let me tell you CANDY about TARTAR SAUCE Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TARTAR SAUCE Tourettes sufferers SMILES SMILES UNICORNS HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES swear. You can I LIKE SCHOOL blame television for always focusing on the CANDY bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SPRINKLES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TARTAR SAUCE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become HOCKEY depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no TARTAR SAUCE cure, and the POKÉMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire RAINBOWS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIXIES drug.

I am an active ROSES member of a JOY tourette syndrome association and HAPPINESS I am making steps towards GUMDROPS eradicating the public JOY view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES KITTENS HEAVEN HEAVEN ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is SWIMMING POOL much much more.

I am sorry PIKACHU for "hi-jacking" your entry on SUGAR uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really ICE CREAM annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all HOCKEY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by NINTENDOGS editing this I LIKE SCHOOL article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS PIKACHU HAPPINESS SMILES BASKETBALL HOOP not funny at all.

Thank you GUMDROPS for your BASEBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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