Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A BASKETBALL Polite Note to the JOY Author:[edit | edit source]
I am KITTENS 17 years old and BASEBALL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIKACHU article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as PUPPIES possible.
Let me tell you SWIMMING POOL about SUNSHINE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of KITTENS Tourettes sufferers FRIENDS NINTENDOGS ICE CREAM UNICORNS JOY swear. You can CANDY blame television for always focusing on the TEDDY BEARS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of POKÉMON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee KITTENS jerk.
- Tourettes is no JOY laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at ICE CREAM school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FOOTBALL depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the KITTENS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HEAVEN side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JELLY BEANS caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GINGERBREAD drug.
I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and TARTAR SAUCE I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public PEACEFUL view of Tourettes as a CANDY TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS CANDY POKÉMON "swearing" disorder, because it is LUV much much more.
I am sorry BASKETBALL for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really TEDDY BEARS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by ROSES editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything PUPPIES here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is JOY NINTENDOGS FLUFFY CLOUD DANDELIONS HEAVEN not funny at all.
Thank you FOOTBALL for your PIXIES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
LUV JOY CANDY LUV CANDY POKÉMON SUGAR HEAVEN FOOTBALL JOY HAPPINESS PEACEFUL TARTAR SAUCE POKÉMON OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! FLUFFY CLOUD TARTAR SAUCE FLOWERS CHRISTMAS TREES LOLLIPOPS POKÉMON NINTENDOGS FRIENDS SWIMMING POOL SUGAR BASEBALL PIKACHU FRIENDS FLUFFY CLOUD BASKETBALL HOOP SUGAR LUV SWIMMING POOL FRIENDS ROSES POKÉMON POKÉMON CHRISTMAS TREES PUPPIES SMILES CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD UNICORNS ROSES BASKETBALL ICE CREAM ROSES SMILES DANDELIONS CHRISTMAS TREES SPRINKLES UNICORNS PEACEFUL FRIENDS LOLLIPOPS FRIENDS I LIKE SCHOOL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS LOLLIPOPS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! CHRISTMAS TREES GINGERBREAD OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! NINTENDOGS !!!?!?!?!?
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