Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A CHRISTMAS TREES Polite Note to the ROSES Author:[edit | edit source]
I am HEAVEN 17 years old and GUMDROPS have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your POKÉMON article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIXIES removed or changed as soon as PIXIES possible.
Let me tell you CANDY about OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of PEACEFUL Tourettes sufferers TEDDY BEARS SPRINKLES BASKETBALL HOOP JELLY BEANS UNICORNS swear. You can JELLY BEANS blame television for always focusing on the HAPPINESS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of BASEBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or DANDELIONS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee NINTENDOGS jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PIKACHU school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become DANDELIONS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no TARTAR SAUCE cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire GINGERBREAD body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the TEDDY BEARS drug.
I am an active BASKETBALL HOOP member of a CANDY tourette syndrome association and TARTAR SAUCE I am making steps towards CANDY eradicating the public BASEBALL view of Tourettes as a I LIKE SCHOOL GUMDROPS GUMDROPS CANDY LUV "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry DANDELIONS for "hi-jacking" your entry on FRIENDS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this HEAVEN that really OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this JELLY BEANS article. Remember, everything LUV here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SPRINKLES PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SWIMMING POOL JOY not funny at all.
Thank you BASKETBALL HOOP for your FRIENDS time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |