Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A SWIMMING POOL Polite Note to the KITTENS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am PUPPIES 17 years old and I LIKE SCHOOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your TEDDY BEARS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SMILES removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.
Let me tell you DANDELIONS about TARTAR SAUCE Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers BASEBALL GUMDROPS BASKETBALL HOOP CANDY I LIKE SCHOOL swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the DANDELIONS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of FLOWERS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or ICE CREAM "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee DANDELIONS jerk.
- Tourettes is no SWIMMING POOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at SWIMMING POOL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LOLLIPOPS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no FLOWERS cure, and the POKÉMON drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse RAINBOWS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire CHRISTMAS TREES body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.
I am an active GUMDROPS member of a HEAVEN tourette syndrome association and FOOTBALL I am making steps towards JOY eradicating the public SPRINKLES view of Tourettes as a CHRISTMAS TREES JOY HEAVEN BASEBALL GINGERBREAD "swearing" disorder, because it is LOLLIPOPS much much more.
I am sorry LOLLIPOPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this LOLLIPOPS that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SWIMMING POOL editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is HOCKEY PASTURE GUMDROPS PEACEFUL PIKACHU not funny at all.
Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
HOCKEY PEACEFUL SUNSHINE PUPPIES LUV HEAVEN GINGERBREAD BASKETBALL SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL TARTAR SAUCE LOLLIPOPS FOOTBALL LUV BASKETBALL CANDY KITTENS JOY FLOWERS BASKETBALL HOOP PEACEFUL OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! SUNSHINE SUGAR DANDELIONS DANDELIONS SUNSHINE GUMDROPS SPRINKLES SPRINKLES HEAVEN RAINBOWS HAPPINESS BASEBALL FOOTBALL TEDDY BEARS UNICORNS HOCKEY PUPPIES BASEBALL GUMDROPS HOCKEY ROSES DANDELIONS POKÉMON JELLY BEANS ROSES FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS SWIMMING POOL JELLY BEANS PUPPIES FLUFFY CLOUD ROSES UNICORNS PIXIES HAPPINESS HOCKEY PUPPIES JOY GINGERBREAD ICE CREAM BASKETBALL GINGERBREAD GINGERBREAD SUGAR !!!?!?!?!?
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