Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
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A SPRINKLES Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:[edit | edit source]
I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your ICE CREAM article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it JOY removed or changed as soon as POKÉMON possible.
Let me tell you CANDY about I LIKE SCHOOL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of LUV Tourettes sufferers NINTENDOGS CHRISTMAS TREES FLOWERS KITTENS BASKETBALL swear. You can FLOWERS blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of GUMDROPS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or SPRINKLES "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee BASKETBALL jerk.
- Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JOY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FRIENDS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the PIXIES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FOOTBALL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which JOY caused my entire HOCKEY body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the RAINBOWS drug.
I am an active GUMDROPS member of a TARTAR SAUCE tourette syndrome association and OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! I am making steps towards PIKACHU eradicating the public GINGERBREAD view of Tourettes as a SMILES PIXIES NINTENDOGS TARTAR SAUCE FOOTBALL "swearing" disorder, because it is TEDDY BEARS much much more.
I am sorry SWIMMING POOL for "hi-jacking" your entry on GUMDROPS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this DANDELIONS that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASKETBALL HOOP tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIKACHU editing this ROSES article. Remember, everything FOOTBALL here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is PEACEFUL POKÉMON HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES LUV not funny at all.
Thank you FRIENDS for your TARTAR SAUCE time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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 | Article written in the style of its subject This article is funny because it is written in the real or imagined writing style of its subject. If you do not find it funny, it is because you are an ignorant cultural philistine on account of having not consumed the same media the writer has. Shame on you. |