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A SUGAR Polite Note to the JELLY BEANS Author:[edit | edit source]

I am BASKETBALL 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your PIXIES article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TEDDY BEARS removed or changed as soon as SPRINKLES possible.

Let me tell you BASEBALL about HOCKEY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SPRINKLES Tourettes sufferers LOLLIPOPS TEDDY BEARS BASEBALL CHRISTMAS TREES HAPPINESS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the BASEBALL bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SPRINKLES Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SWIMMING POOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no I LIKE SCHOOL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become ICE CREAM depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PUPPIES cure, and the BASKETBALL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which PEACEFUL caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the GINGERBREAD drug.

I am an active FLOWERS member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and SWIMMING POOL I am making steps towards OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! eradicating the public HAPPINESS view of Tourettes as a GUMDROPS PIXIES PASTURE SWIMMING POOL TARTAR SAUCE "swearing" disorder, because it is POKÉMON much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUNSHINE that really SMILES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all PASTURE tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by JOY editing this ICE CREAM article. Remember, everything GUMDROPS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is KITTENS BASKETBALL BASEBALL FLUFFY CLOUD UNICORNS not funny at all.

Thank you PIXIES for your BASKETBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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