Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A LOLLIPOPS Polite Note to the SUNSHINE Author:[edit | edit source]

I am CANDY 17 years old and PEACEFUL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your NINTENDOGS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PIKACHU removed or changed as soon as SMILES possible.

Let me tell you HEAVEN about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of NINTENDOGS Tourettes sufferers SMILES DANDELIONS ICE CREAM CHRISTMAS TREES ICE CREAM swear. You can FRIENDS blame television for always focusing on the POKÉMON bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or RAINBOWS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee SMILES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASEBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at JELLY BEANS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become TEDDY BEARS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no CANDY cure, and the JOY drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse LUV side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the SUGAR drug.

I am an active PIXIES member of a SUNSHINE tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards CHRISTMAS TREES eradicating the public PIKACHU view of Tourettes as a PIXIES CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS PIXIES "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.

I am sorry FRIENDS for "hi-jacking" your entry on NINTENDOGS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this SUGAR that really ROSES annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all ROSES tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUGAR editing this PUPPIES article. Remember, everything UNICORNS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SMILES PIKACHU OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIKACHU PIKACHU not funny at all.

Thank you SUGAR for your TEDDY BEARS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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