Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

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A ICE CREAM Polite Note to the PEACEFUL Author:[edit | edit source]

I am NINTENDOGS 17 years old and PIKACHU have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it KITTENS removed or changed as soon as SUNSHINE possible.

Let me tell you UNICORNS about PEACEFUL Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of TEDDY BEARS Tourettes sufferers SUNSHINE CHRISTMAS TREES PIXIES SMILES PIXIES swear. You can SPRINKLES blame television for always focusing on the JOY bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of SWIMMING POOL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASKETBALL HOOP "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
  • Tourettes is no SUGAR laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at POKÉMON school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become KITTENS depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no BASKETBALL cure, and the HEAVEN drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse FLOWERS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which SUGAR caused my entire LOLLIPOPS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the PIKACHU drug.

I am an active FOOTBALL member of a UNICORNS tourette syndrome association and ROSES I am making steps towards FLUFFY CLOUD eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a SPRINKLES LUV CHRISTMAS TREES HOCKEY HOCKEY "swearing" disorder, because it is HOCKEY much much more.

I am sorry ICE CREAM for "hi-jacking" your entry on HAPPINESS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FLOWERS that really BASKETBALL HOOP annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all BASEBALL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PUPPIES editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is ROSES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS PIKACHU LOLLIPOPS not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your PIXIES time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

FLOWERS JOY POKÉMON DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PIXIES PIXIES TEDDY BEARS HOCKEY SUGAR UNICORNS HOCKEY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! BASKETBALL JELLY BEANS CANDY GINGERBREAD LOLLIPOPS SUGAR SUNSHINE TEDDY BEARS FLOWERS PIKACHU BASKETBALL HOOP BASKETBALL HOOP OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! TEDDY BEARS PASTURE PUPPIES LUV PIKACHU GUMDROPS HAPPINESS CANDY OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY FLOWERS DANDELIONS PIXIES TEDDY BEARS FOOTBALL LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS LOLLIPOPS I LIKE SCHOOL I LIKE SCHOOL PIKACHU DANDELIONS BASKETBALL SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL RAINBOWS SWIMMING POOL PUPPIES OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! PASTURE SPRINKLES FRIENDS HEAVEN RAINBOWS SMILES SPRINKLES CANDY CANDY GUMDROPS ICE CREAM !!!?!?!?!?