Tourette's Syndrome/Lite

A PIKACHU Polite Note to the LOLLIPOPS Author:[edit | edit source]
I am PASTURE 17 years old and PUPPIES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your LOLLIPOPS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it SUNSHINE removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.
Let me tell you UNICORNS about SUGAR Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASEBALL Tourettes sufferers SWIMMING POOL POKÉMON HEAVEN SUNSHINE PUPPIES swear. You can UNICORNS blame television for always focusing on the NINTENDOGS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or BASEBALL "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
- Tourettes is no FOOTBALL laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at RAINBOWS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become JELLY BEANS depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no BASEBALL cure, and the LUV drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse I LIKE SCHOOL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire KITTENS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active RAINBOWS member of a SPRINKLES tourette syndrome association and HOCKEY I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public FRIENDS view of Tourettes as a BASKETBALL HAPPINESS I LIKE SCHOOL SWIMMING POOL SPRINKLES "swearing" disorder, because it is ICE CREAM much much more.
I am sorry OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for "hi-jacking" your entry on PEACEFUL uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this FRIENDS that really JOY annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all DANDELIONS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by SUNSHINE editing this SUGAR article. Remember, everything DANDELIONS here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL HOCKEY PUPPIES SPRINKLES ROSES not funny at all.
Thank you GINGERBREAD for your CHRISTMAS TREES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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