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A DANDELIONS Polite Note to the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! Author:[edit | edit source]

I am SWIMMING POOL 17 years old and SUGAR have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your JELLY BEANS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it TARTAR SAUCE removed or changed as soon as PASTURE possible.

Let me tell you FRIENDS about UNICORNS Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of GINGERBREAD Tourettes sufferers SWIMMING POOL HEAVEN KITTENS CHRISTMAS TREES CHRISTMAS TREES swear. You can BASEBALL blame television for always focusing on the BASKETBALL HOOP bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of BASKETBALL Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or LUV "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee ROSES jerk.
  • Tourettes is no HAPPINESS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become LUV depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no LUV cure, and the FLUFFY CLOUD drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse RAINBOWS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which I LIKE SCHOOL caused my entire HAPPINESS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the POKÉMON drug.

I am an active SWIMMING POOL member of a FLOWERS tourette syndrome association and TARTAR SAUCE I am making steps towards SWIMMING POOL eradicating the public FLUFFY CLOUD view of Tourettes as a LUV BASKETBALL HOOP PASTURE TARTAR SAUCE ICE CREAM "swearing" disorder, because it is GUMDROPS much much more.

I am sorry SUNSHINE for "hi-jacking" your entry on GINGERBREAD uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this KITTENS that really HEAVEN annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all CANDY tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by I LIKE SCHOOL editing this TARTAR SAUCE article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is GINGERBREAD KITTENS I LIKE SCHOOL UNICORNS HOCKEY not funny at all.

Thank you OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! for your HEAVEN time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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