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A HOCKEY Polite Note to the SWIMMING POOL Author:[edit | edit source]

I am FLUFFY CLOUD 17 years old and HOCKEY have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your TARTAR SAUCE article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it NINTENDOGS removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you JOY about CANDY Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of FLOWERS Tourettes sufferers I LIKE SCHOOL JELLY BEANS I LIKE SCHOOL DANDELIONS SWIMMING POOL swear. You can POKÉMON blame television for always focusing on the CANDY bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of HEAVEN Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or FRIENDS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee FLUFFY CLOUD jerk.
  • Tourettes is no GINGERBREAD laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at BASEBALL school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become POKÉMON depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no TEDDY BEARS cure, and the CHRISTMAS TREES drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse PEACEFUL side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which CANDY caused my entire TEDDY BEARS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.

I am an active CHRISTMAS TREES member of a TARTAR SAUCE tourette syndrome association and BASKETBALL I am making steps towards FOOTBALL eradicating the public SMILES view of Tourettes as a SUNSHINE PUPPIES HOCKEY SWIMMING POOL LOLLIPOPS "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.

I am sorry PASTURE for "hi-jacking" your entry on RAINBOWS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this I LIKE SCHOOL that really UNICORNS annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all FLOWERS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by RAINBOWS editing this CHRISTMAS TREES article. Remember, everything PASTURE here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is SWIMMING POOL FLOWERS FRIENDS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! UNICORNS not funny at all.

Thank you BASKETBALL for your PASTURE time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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