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A SUGAR Polite Note to the JOY Author:[edit | edit source]

I am DANDELIONS 17 years old and ROSES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SUGAR article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it PUPPIES removed or changed as soon as JOY possible.

Let me tell you ICE CREAM about POKÉMON Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of HAPPINESS Tourettes sufferers HOCKEY PIXIES JOY POKÉMON NINTENDOGS swear. You can ROSES blame television for always focusing on the OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of POKÉMON Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or TARTAR SAUCE "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee I LIKE SCHOOL jerk.
  • Tourettes is no BASKETBALL HOOP laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at TEDDY BEARS school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no PEACEFUL cure, and the HAPPINESS drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse HAPPINESS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which HEAVEN caused my entire JELLY BEANS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the FLOWERS drug.

I am an active RAINBOWS member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and JOY I am making steps towards FLOWERS eradicating the public HEAVEN view of Tourettes as a DANDELIONS HAPPINESS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! JOY GUMDROPS "swearing" disorder, because it is SPRINKLES much much more.

I am sorry GUMDROPS for "hi-jacking" your entry on JELLY BEANS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ROSES that really TARTAR SAUCE annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all SWIMMING POOL tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by FRIENDS editing this SWIMMING POOL article. Remember, everything HOCKEY here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is FLOWERS SMILES I LIKE SCHOOL ICE CREAM BASKETBALL not funny at all.

Thank you POKÉMON for your BASEBALL time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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