Tourette's Syndrome/Lite
A POKÉMON Polite Note to the I LIKE SCHOOL Author:[edit | edit source]
I am PUPPIES 17 years old and SWIMMING POOL have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your FLOWERS article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it I LIKE SCHOOL removed or changed as soon as CANDY possible.
Let me tell you JOY about FOOTBALL Tourette Syndrome:
- Less than 20% of BASKETBALL Tourettes sufferers GUMDROPS ICE CREAM I LIKE SCHOOL JOY TEDDY BEARS swear. You can LUV blame television for always focusing on the FLOWERS bad side of a terrible thing.
- The main symptom of CANDY Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee PASTURE jerk.
- Tourettes is no JELLY BEANS laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at HOCKEY school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become FLUFFY CLOUD depressed and commit suicide.
- There is no ICE CREAM cure, and the PEACEFUL drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse JELLY BEANS side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which GUMDROPS caused my entire NINTENDOGS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the DANDELIONS drug.
I am an active DANDELIONS member of a ICE CREAM tourette syndrome association and RAINBOWS I am making steps towards ICE CREAM eradicating the public TEDDY BEARS view of Tourettes as a LUV CANDY SUNSHINE HOCKEY TARTAR SAUCE "swearing" disorder, because it is ROSES much much more.
I am sorry TEDDY BEARS for "hi-jacking" your entry on KITTENS uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this GINGERBREAD that really FOOTBALL annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all KITTENS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by PIXIES editing this PIXIES article. Remember, everything BASKETBALL HOOP here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is DANDELIONS DANDELIONS OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! POKÉMON GINGERBREAD not funny at all.
Thank you ICE CREAM for your ROSES time.
Best SUNSHINE regards,
Phil
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