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A I LIKE SCHOOL Polite Note to the FLOWERS Author:[edit | edit source]

I am HAPPINESS 17 years old and SPRINKLES have Tourette Syndrome. I do not find your SWIMMING POOL article funny or amusing in any way, and I would like it FLOWERS removed or changed as soon as JELLY BEANS possible.

Let me tell you FLOWERS about ROSES Tourette Syndrome:

  • Less than 20% of SUNSHINE Tourettes sufferers PIXIES SUGAR CANDY FLUFFY CLOUD GUMDROPS swear. You can HOCKEY blame television for always focusing on the PASTURE bad side of a terrible thing.
  • The main symptom of NINTENDOGS Tourettes are involuntary muscle spasms, or GUMDROPS "tics" which can range from head nods, to a small knee HEAVEN jerk.
  • Tourettes is no ROSES laughing matter, it causes children to be bullied at PASTURE school for something they cannot control, and it has even caused teenage sufferers to become PUPPIES depressed and commit suicide.
  • There is no HOCKEY cure, and the PIKACHU drugs that are available to "calm" the tics often have adverse CANDY side efects. In fact, I once took a drug called "hanna perodol" which KITTENS caused my entire FLOWERS body to go numb and basically made it worse than it is without the UNICORNS drug.

I am an active SPRINKLES member of a DANDELIONS tourette syndrome association and FRIENDS I am making steps towards LUV eradicating the public PUPPIES view of Tourettes as a FOOTBALL DANDELIONS FOOTBALL SUGAR RAINBOWS "swearing" disorder, because it is I LIKE SCHOOL much much more.

I am sorry RAINBOWS for "hi-jacking" your entry on OH, MY GIDDY AUNT! uncyclopedia, but it is stuff like this ICE CREAM that really PIKACHU annoys me. I am working towards a better future for all TEDDY BEARS tourettes sufferers, and you can do the same by KITTENS editing this HEAVEN article. Remember, everything FLUFFY CLOUD here is meant to be funny, and making fun of a horrible disorder is CANDY GUMDROPS HOCKEY CHRISTMAS TREES PASTURE not funny at all.

Thank you CHRISTMAS TREES for your GUMDROPS time.

Best SUNSHINE regards,

Phil

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