Blackpill

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Oh boy. You're here. Guess you're ready for the bitter truth. The truth that all women and men know, but pretend to ignore. You see...blue pillers think that all you have to do is be king and chivalrous, I've actually coined a term, neo-chivalry to describe this idea. They are wrong. The red pillers, to, are wrong. You can't 'fix' yourself. You may have abbs underneath the shirt, but if you have an okay face but no jawline...women are gonna screw you. They're gonna treat you like your fucking scum. Why, just the other day, I saw a dude with no jawline and mismatched eyes and a scar on his back and he had a girlfriend. I thought for a brief second that I was wrong, but no. He had money. A fuck ton of it. Women, all they wanna do is feel huge dick in themselves. It's all they want. They don't care 'bout their religious affiliations, political, or anything else. Getting dick overrides all other matters.

Why the Blackpill is true and not an excuse for myself to never improve myself[edit | edit source]

Women...they may appear wonderful, joyous, and even fair, but underneath, they are secretly Palpatine-levels of manipulators. If you are a did who isn't a Arnold Schwarzenegger-looking Tolkien level of fame Bill Gates level of rich, then your fucked. No one will want you. They treat you like the Nazis treat the Jews. According to studies, women prefer men who treat them as more than just mindless sex machines and care about them. Fuck man, they are truly complex. They are not really women, rather they are eldritch horrors in human hosts. That explains why they want okay-nice men verbally but go for Travis Bickle ripoffs who have abs. Guess I gotta start doing fifty push ups each morning. Oh wait it won't do anything. I'm here a week now. Lonely. All my friends hated me. I used to beat them with batons every morning before school. I wonder why they abandoned me. I don't know why but I got arrested for sexual harassment. What did I do? All I said is "suck my dick you random whore!" and a women reported me. This is why soceity is screwed. All I did was commit borderline sexual harassment and repeated assault! Why do people treat those things like its a goddamn genocide?