Bazooka

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A soldier using his bazooka to destroy a tank

The bazooka is a giant anti tank musical instrument made by American comedian Bob Burns. It was deployed in the USA military to make tanks go boom in WW2. The bazooka uses a rocket powered bomb to propel its self towards the projectile triggering a phenomenon know as spontaneous combustion.

Uses[edit | edit source]

The bazooka can be used for many things such as blowing up T-38 tanks and the IRS coming to collect your taxes (that was a joke please don’t break down my door and shoot me) A common use for the bazooka is blowing up armored vehicles such as tanks or APCs. The fast moving explosive rocket makes a good weapon to blow up armored vehicles.

History[edit | edit source]

The bazooka is the result of Robert H. Goddard getting hired by the US military to make a portable tank destroying gun. So he put a rocket in a metal tube with a trigger and the bazooka was born. Robert presented his brainchild to the US military and proved its effectiveness to make tanks go boom.