Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits
“"Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits" would be a great name for a rock band.”
Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits are fiendish, malevolent, and thoroughly evil creatures that have managed to slip into this world from beyond under the command of Chuck Norris. When the atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima (and Nagasaki, but nobody cares about that.) the massive energy surge atracted the attention of the first Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits, who were then able to slip into our dimension.
Since the first few Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits, more have made the journey to this planet, and have slowly invaded our beloved dimension. These extra-dimensional villains have infiltrated everywhere in our dimension, our planet, our cats, and our societies. Initially they congregated in Africa, and near apes, but have since broadened there interests. The fact is, Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits could be anywhere, just waiting to attack you!
If you feel the need to protect your self from Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits, then remember to carry a condom. Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits hate condoms with a passion, this is largely because the latex contraceptives have the power to ward off Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits. Research is being conducted into the exact nature of this warding. To make sure you are protected from the attacks of Atomic Interdimensional Death Spirits, wear a condom at all times, the larger the better.