Alexei Smirnoff: Our lord and savior from Stranger Things

our Lord and savior🫡

Alexei Smirnoff was a wonderful man from Russia. He was a valued member of the Stranger Things team and always loved a good cherry flavored slurpee. He was originally trying to help the Russians create a rift under a mall to destroy America or something but died a hero while his best friend, a middle aged man in a midlife crisis went to go get corn dogs. He will be remembered.

Alexei was born in the summer of 1985 under a bed in an abandoned house in Hawkins, Indiana. We don't really know where he was actually born but that's where we met him. He was given the name Smirnoff by his captor who was holding him for interrogation, Jimothy Hopper. Later he changes his name to Alexei but we don't find that out until we meet Murray Bauman, the middle aged man in a midlife crisis who you can also find on the stranger things page. One thing you might remember this peak male specimen from is in Stranger Things Season 3, Episode 5: The Filleted where Jimothy Hopper claims the Alexei has murdered many children while Alexei is slowly slurping his Slurpee. Alexei was the last straw for having favorite characters. The only favorite characters you can have are Dustin and Steve and in season 1 we hate Steve but he's better in season 3 so that's good. But they're the only ones you can trust to not die. Bob Newby died, Eddie Munson died, our Lord and Savior died (Alexei not Jesus but Jesus died too). Now a moment of silence for our fallen hero