Alan Moore
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Funeral of Alan Moore by David Zaslav as transcribed:
DAVID ZASLAV: Here we honor Alan Moore and his legacy he wrote such classic like Go Set a Watchmen and Dial F for Frankenstein
UNNAMED ASSISTANT:Erm sir he actually didn’t write those
DAVID ZASLAV: What do you mean of course he wrote those ChatGPT told me!
DAVID ZASLAV: Anyway he died of a eerm what was it searches through notes, no no this won’t do. Hmmm ah yes! Alan Moore died of a terrorist attack in Afganistan while being chased by the Uzbek mafia
UNNAMED FUNERAL ATTENDEE: BOOOO! THATS NOT HOW HE DIED, HE DIDNT EVEN DIE!
David Zaslav: Good for you random funeral attendee, anyway in his honor we are announcing a new movie looks through notes Watchmen vs V: Battle for the Swamp a all-out 1 hour long epic where Alan Moores creation come to fight to THE DEATH!
Alan Moore: Hey! I am not even dead you just threw me off a bridge! Get back here!
DAVID ZASLAV: Remember watch Watchmen vs. V: Battle for the Swamp in 2 soon!