User talk:JordiMady
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Brad Paisley[edit source]
Introduction[edit source]
Brad Paisley was born somewhere in the South United Sates in 1972. While his mother was carrying him, x-rays discovered that he had a guitar shaped object in his hands three months prior to his birth. Paisley's parents thought they just knew that Brad would be a rockstar however, fate took over on October 28th, 1972 as the guitar shaped object was really a banjo. Following his birth and this rediculously dreadful discovery, his father jumped off a cliff and mother was reportedly seen raping small children.
Early Years[edit source]
As Paisley grew up parentless, he mastered the art of sucking on straw and of course, playing his banjo. His banjo can now probably be found here. At the age of six, Brad Paisley was starting to realize what would later be a terrible career in Country music. Nearing the age of fourteen, he realized he did not have a particular interest in the opposite sex. By this point, Paisley had written several songs about his sexual confusion with the same banjo that can still be found in the link above.