User talk:Adamfirst
Welcome![edit source]
Hello Adamfirst, and welcome to Uncyclopedia!
So what's this message all about? Well, I know it looks like this was automatically generated, and well, OK... you caught me. I'm a lazy so and so, so I paste it in. But if you have been sent this it does mean that I have noticed your contributions, and think that you're going to do some good stuff here. So who am I? Oh, just some random person robot putting his nose in where it possibly might not be wanted...
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Again, welcome! -- MrN 
21:35, Feb 29
Also...[edit source]
Regarding the page you just created, I would copy that to your 'user page' if I were you. I guess it's a page about you? That's kinda not allowed, and I think an admin will delete it if they see it in the 'main space'. If you copy it you your user page (which does not exist yet) it will not be deleted, and you can keep working on it. Just friendly advice... MrN 21:38, Feb 29
- Dude. Your article was just deleted by an Admin. He copied it to your user page, and now you recreate it in the main space? You are likely to get banned if you are not careful. OK. This is the last time I'm going to try to help you. If you don't understand what's going on, say so here, otherwise, you are on your own... MrN
23:50, Feb 29