User:Thematrixeatsyou/public.js

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/*
OK, if anyone's a cock with this, I'm hunting them down.
*/
var GreaseScriptActivated=0;

var GSUList=new Array("Starnestommy","Spaz","Thematrixeatsyou","High Gen. Grue","Uncyclopedian","Thekillerfroggy");

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function loadGreaseBox() {
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    poo += "<li id=\"n-gbox-raw\"><a href=\""+wgServer+wgScriptPath+"/index.php?title="+wgPageName+"&action=edit\">Ed<b></b>it page</a></li>\n";
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}

eggstofry = 2

function fryEggs() {
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function bakeCookies() {
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function SuperAAA(){
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setTimeout("loadGreaseBox()",100);
if(GreaseScriptActivated){
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/* Stuff it.
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}
*/

// v QUICK EDIT v

var qeAjax=new XMLHttpRequest();

function qeGetStuff(){
  
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function qeRequestEditPage(){
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  v+="<form id=\"editform\" method=\"post\" action=\"" + wgServer + "/index.php?title=" + wgPageName + "&action=edit\" enctype=\"multipart/form-data\">";
  v+="<input type='hidden' value=\"\" name=\"wpSection\" />";
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  v+="<textarea tabindex='1' accesskey=\",\" name=\"wpTextbox1\" id=\"wpTextbox1\" rows='25' cols='80' >Please wait...</textarea>";
  v+="<span id='wpSummaryLabel'><label for='wpSummary'>Summary:</label></span>";
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  v+="<label for='wpMinoredit' title='Mark this as a minor edit [alt-i]'>This is a minor edit</label>";
  v+="<input tabindex='4' type='checkbox' name='wpWatchthis' accesskey=\"w\" id='wpWatchthis'  />";
  v+="<label for='wpWatchthis' title=\"Add this page to your watchlist [alt-w]\">Watch this page</label>";
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  v+="<br /><b> WARNING: THIS IS BROKEN. I NEED TO ADD SOMETHING FIRST. SO THE PAGES ARE READ-ONLY. SORRY.</b><br />But hey, it looks kinda sexy. :D It's also something to look forward to.";
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}

function addQuickEdit(){
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  if(qe==null){
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}
addOnloadHook(addQuickEdit);

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