User:Shimazu/Uncyclopedian Military Intervention against SCREW
| Uncyclopedian Anti-SCREW Military Intervention | |
| Date: 2006 May 5-2010 November 23 | |
| Location: Parts of Uncyclopedia, Wikia and Wikipedia | |
| Result: Uncyclopedian Victory, dissolution of the SCREW army | |
 Uncyclopedian forces at the Battle of Grue. | |
| Combatants | |
|---|---|
 Uncyclopedia Surplus Social Grue Army Wikian Liberation Movement Uncyclopedian Workers Red Army
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 Social SCREW Wikipedian Army Wikimedian Social Republic
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| Strength | |
| 50000 Militia, 300 Infantry, 60 grues, 300 civillians | 60000 infantry, 7000 cabals |
| Casualties | |
| 4000 militia, 40 infantry, 3 civillians killed, 70 wounded | 50000 infantry and 3000 cabals killed, 3000 wounded |
Uncyclopedia launched a series of military actions against the SCREW alliance since SCREW armies of Wikipedia attacked Uncyclopedia in 2003 and the military intervention unquestionably, unbelievebly, unexepectedly dissoluted the Wikipedian SCREW Cabal Army.
Battle of N00b[edit | edit source]
In 2003 August 7, which Wikipedians invaded the article n00b, Uncyclopedians suffered heavy losses and so, forces of Samus Aran bravely charged for the Wikipedian headquarters (which was commanding the SCREW army), killed the guards, blowing up the tanks, and charged inside. The Wikipedian general was shot dead by Samus's nintendo 5th Regiment commander. They put a dynamite in the building and it blew up, and the Wikipedians at n00b, through scoring victory, was confused because they didn't have orders anymore.
Battle of Nintendorulez[edit | edit source]
Wikipedians attacked high colonel Nintendorulez's userpage, but after the page was captured Uncyclopedians pwned nearly 10000 troops using hydrodgen bombs.
Wikia Campaign (2004-2006)[edit | edit source]
Uncyclopedians, with the Wikian Liberation Movement, destroyed 6 SCREW divisions in the campaign as well as 2 army korps.
Battle of Grue[edit | edit source]
SCREW and Wikipedian troops opened fire on the page grue, but were all killed by Grue army troops after they captured it.
Battle of Subspace[edit | edit source]
SCREW star cruisers were sent to the page Space, but due to guerilla attacks from Rebel-class fighters and TIE piece of craps, the SCREW battle group was destroyed.
Battle of Russian Reversal[edit | edit source]
“In the Un-Wiki War, YOU pwn Wikipedia!”
– Lenin on Battle of Russian Reversal
A group of Soviet troops destroy a SCREW M1 Abrams. They later destroy a Wikipedian underground base. After raising the Soviet-Uncyclopedian Flag above the base, Wikipedians were terrified and ran for their lives! Shit bombs nuked the remaining enemy.
Fall of Wikia[edit | edit source]
Main article:Fall of Wikia
SCREW troops were highly killed in Wikia as Uncyclopedians liberate the Federation. In the streets 2000 cabals were killed and 70 tanks pwned by whoop-ass bombs. The Wikimedian Social Army of the Social Republic of Wikimedia was destroyed in the street fighting with 50000 killed. Several Grues also destroyed a tank regiment of the SCREW by pwning it using boxer gloves. The SCREW army headquarters was blown up during the Wikiagrad campaign, and the SCREW army was dissoluted.