User:King Semsem

King Semsem

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17-N This user is a native speaker of 1337. 17-N

css-4 This user speaks .css at a near-native level. css-4

enr-2 This user is able to contribute with an intermediate level of Engrish. enr-2

pl-1 This user is able to contribute with a basic level of Polish. pl-1

sa-4 This user speaks Sarcasm at a near-native level. sa-4

us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. us-N

Z This user has found the Twenty Treasures of Zork and beaten Zork: The Great Underground Empire. Z

Z2 This user has united the Golden Egg of Arkora and beaten Zork 2: Gruel and Unusual Punishment. Z2

$\left[{\frac {\mbox{ white }}{\mbox{ red }}}\right]$ This user is from wonderful Poland ...and is out to get your teen daughter! (List all Poles infiltrating Uncyclopedia)

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Welcome to my page! You are going to be eaten by a Grue.

Things I like to do

• Plan to take over the World.

Things I have done

• Game:Zork Pwned (In Construction)