User:Kausill/Brokencyde
"This, my friends, is an outrage!" - Tony Harrison on Brokencyde
Brokencyde is an American crapcore musical group from some place in the US founded in 2006.
Beginning, 2006-2007[edit | edit source]
Brokencyde was founded by John Freeman and his brother, Gordon Freeman, who intended to make the world's ears bleed and give 15 year old hip-hop lovers a bad taste in music, which tastes like chicken, which tastes like everything. They became so popular they eventually went insane (see 'insanity')
I'm Not A Fan![edit | edit source]
Self-aware title... it was also with this album that Brokencyde won the 'Best Band of the Year' award, because they had already killed every other musician on the planet with their shitty music. Fortunately, it was at this time that some graverobbers executed Plan 9 From Outer Space and Matt Bellamy took the award from Brokencyde at the end of the ceremony.
Eventual Insanity[edit | edit source]
They went insane (for more information, see Beginning)
Reception[edit | edit source]
Brokencyde has been universally panned by several different species, like Klingons and Ed Wood fans, plus crazy Radiohead fanatics, which is quite possibly going to end in WORST. RECEPTION. EVER.
Brokencyde: The Movie[edit | edit source]
Due to the massive success of Brokencyde, also Best Band in The World, Universal decided to make a movie about them. They tried hiring the original members of the band, but they were too busy, with other things... So Universal got a bunch of weird 15 year olds wearing silly hats and put them in front of the camera. Fortunately, the sound of pubescent voices breaking matched the musical style of the crunkcore band, so they hired four (un)lucky teenagers to star as BROKENCYDE. So then they decided to start filming, BUT THEY COULDN'T FIND A DIRECTOR.
Finding a Director[edit | edit source]
First they tried Peter Jackson, but they couldn't so they immediately flew to Australia to find a director. Unfortunately everyone there was drunk, probably trying to imitate the Irish (the only problem is that the Aussies couldn't really tell stories to the young lads, they just showed off their flatulence to the other blokes, eventually killing everyone in the room, but I believe *burp*... I should go to bed nooowwww) and get shitloads of girlfriends (while overlooked, yes, boyfriends). They eventually found a director, named Ed Wood
Filming[edit | edit source]
Boring, though one camera-man died, somehow.
Release[edit | edit source]
By the time they released the film, Brokencyde has become old and no longer fashionable (the new fashionable band was indeed Radiohead), and thus they slowly became insane, (see above, insanity). As this happened, the young actors were sentenced to ten seconds of Brokencyde music and Brokencyde insane insane aojfal band ianldkn space noia once acan here aliu SCREAAAAAAAM.
Lovecats[edit | edit source]
God sung by teh Crue.
Se7en Reception[edit | edit source]
Most reviewers that reviewed Brokencyde also added a special section dedicated to Se7en in their reviews. Strangely enough, they were all identical: "HOT HOT HOT OMG HE'S SO HOT HOT HOT HE'S HOT OMG I LOVE HIM OMG I DIDN'T KNOW I WAS GAY/STRAIGHT, BUT SERIOUSLY, SE7EN IS HOT HOT HOT". It is unknown, at this point, whether or not its just satirical Anonymous hackers or just, in Se7en's words, "people with a good taste in body".