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17 January 2013

WASHINGTON D.C., U.S. of A, Parallel Universe -- Two weeks ago, the United States fell off the fiscal cliff caused by massive spending spree on spending for war, weapons, bailouts for large companies and new Bugatti Veyrons for the Congressmen. and all debts that should have been paid defaulted. The economy went under a depression, the United States budget has been cut to a meager $4, unemployment numbers went up to nearly three-quarters of the population, most of the businesses became bankrupt, every house has been foreclosed, Federal Reserve's securities had been lost and Justin Bieber has not yet been deported back to Canada due to the money shortage. The United States Treasury and the Federal Reserve announced a plan to mint one trillion dollar coins due to hyperinflation increasing rapidly. It is said that hyperinflation is so severe, a new Chevy truck that costs just $30,000 last month, now costs $800 quadrillion. Workers who still have a job are now paid with wheelbarrows loaded with cash, and wheelbarrows became the unofficial currency.

Meanwhile in Congress, there were massive amounts of finger pointing at Obama for not

With the one trillion dollar coin introduced, a new set of bills and coins will be issued for general use to showcase how America is a place full of trillionaires, and also a new pariah state on the ranks of North Korea and Iran. The coins to be released will have face values of 100 billion (made of copper-nickel alloy), quarter trillion (coin aloy same as 100 billion) and 10 billion dollars (copper-zinc alloy), and bills will be released shortly after with face values of five trillion, ten trillion, twenty trillion, fifty trillion and 100 trillion dollars. Rumor has it that the one trillion dollar coin will not be made of platinum, but with the same alloy as the other coins in circulation, so any excitement of a platinum coin has been dampened.

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