User:Inferno-Mouse
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WARNING This article pertains to Scottish things, dae nothin tae to fix this. It is recommended that while reading this article you wear a kilt, drink Irn-Bru, eat Jock pies and sing Auld Lang Syne loudly. Failure to observe these precautions could cause you unexpected distress and a life of misery in Falkirk. |
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(note: to appreciate the rest of the page please go find an audio of Into The Hall Of The Mountain King, alternatively smoke a lot of pot)
Information
23 year old male from the mythical kingdom of Scotland - although he can barely understand Broad Scots, making him in many ways a failure to his own people: has been openly bi for a while now (feel free to flame - he's quite happy with what he is) - is also the proud owner of several rodents, other information really doesn't need to be shared online.
LIKES
Mice (in case it wasn't blatantly obvious)
Parody/Satire (..self-explainatory)
Ice-Cream (it's like frozen cream and sugar.. wait..)
Random Humor (although not for everyone I find absurdism and just plain random humor to be.. well.. humorous)
DISLIKES
Facebook (makes me want to kill things)
Myspace (nuff said)
4Chan (I laughed more watching 300 than witnessing this site - and 300 was.. crap)
Encyclopedia Dramatica (..this is meant to be funny?)
Nuts (ironically, despite being bi, I'm horribly allergic to nuts..)
Works Done By Me
Night of the Living Dead - the heartwarming story of a family of.. zombies.. hey, it could happen
Dracula, Dead and Loving It - just cause your heart stop beating doesn't mean you have to stop.. err.. yeah.. best just read it (you'll see)