User:Farmerjay/UnNews:Justin Beeber Engaged
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17 February 2011
Gomorrah, Texas
Justin Beeber, also known as the "Beaver" was as excited as catholic school girl in the back seat of pick-up truck when he announced his engagement to Big Gay Al of South Park fame. Justin, who was raised by a single mother because his dad saw how ugly he was and ran away remarked 'Big Gay Al fills so many of the holes in my life ... and I have always appreciated the beauty of full figured man'. When Big Gay Al was asked if they had set a date for the big day yet, he replied 'I'll just leave it to Beaver'.