User:DungeonSiegeAddict510

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This article contains material related to Japanese animation and was done by an Otaku. Don't be scared by the huge eyes and enormous tits.


“I love aspie”

~ Zombiebaron on Asperger's Syndrome

“Fight fire with asshatery!”

~ Nobody on Effective debate strategies

“I, uh, er, um, uh... l-like C-ca-cat the c-colorful... a-and simsie... *Denza blushes”

~ Denza on Uncyc crushes

“I didn't just come out of the closet with my bisexuality...I FUCKING DESTROYED THE CLOSET”

~ Denza on his Sexuality, again

“If u wuz cross dressing eyd penis penis grasp your 4 buttholes of gay”

~ Denza on effective pickup lines

“Since homosexual males are called "gay," homosexual females should be called "ecstatic", but bisexuals are just greedy, like me.”

~ Denza

“Oh wow, this guy only quoted me once, and that too, in a userspace article!”

~ IFYMB!

“Are you implying that the above does not count towards that number?”

~ Denza
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This user is bisexual and so gets more than their fair share.

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Carlb-sockpuppet-02.jpg Excuse me, did we correctly find your inner sock puppet by saying you are Denza252?

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[edit] Why Hello There!

So, I see that you took the plunge and came to my userpage. You might have done it seeing my edits, and the random obscenities I keep yelling everywhere (Not anymore). Or, you came here because I may have reverted your edit, or changed one of the pages you are working on. Of course, you may have come here because you thought my sig was interesting. Anyhow, you won't find much here, just a few tools for me, some hotlinks, and my userboxes (they are pretty, aren't they?)

[edit] A bit about me

I revert edits and such, vote, suck up to the insatiable admins praise the admins, and make some changes to anime related articles or whatnot. The userboxes are all true, so that gives you a idea of my person. If you look at the categories, you'll see that I am under Uncyclopedians with Aspergers. This is also true. You can call me Denza, or DSA510, or "That Uncyclopedian Denza cares about or likes." I hope that someone will like me... I'm so lonely... just me, and my computer(s)...

[edit] What I do

As a student, I study, naturally. I also edit here, browse tvtropes, chat on IRC (as MangaKaDenza, or TheFakeazneD525). I also do a few manga sketches, and over the summer, I'm going to make my first yonkoma series (bing is a powerful tool). I also deal with robotics, and do a bit of coding when I feel like it. Also, over the summer, I shall be preparing for one of the many useless standardized tests (think SAT), and I have enough self control not to be like "Fcuk skooL!!!11! I unycycyclopedian! I EDUT MAOR!" so the summer (June to around September) will be a time of few edits from me.

[edit] No

I won't draw the following for you: Yaoi, Yuri, Hentai, or free Manga. I'll only draw it for you for payment. (Not really) Nor shall I help you pick stocks, and tell you my ideas that I intend to make money on.

[edit] Yes

I will at some point and time, post an image for reference or something. But if it gets plagurized... And I will always be happy to help format some article stuff for you, or help with a sig, or something to do with uncyclopedia.

[edit] Anyhow

If you want me to do anything, harass me at my talkpage.

[edit] When I Say "I did it as a joke"

...I actually mean it. I'm sometimes: bad at being sensitive to the target demographic, was in a state of boredom/overstimulation (those may be 2 very different things, but the same comes of both of them), using a cryptic in-joke, or permutation of the aforementioned. If you feel offended by any of my jokes, please understand that I never mean it with malicious intent, and that I am not the best judge at deciding such things.

[edit] Fuck user:Denza252

Why? Because I said so.


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Cymru am byth!

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