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Left 4 Dead
| Allegheny National Forest
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Score: 0
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Moves: 0
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C:\> Run "Blood Harvest"_
> Examine Note
The ensuing explosion hurls you directly over the side of a cliff!
> Scream for help
You scream like a little girl, but your voice, unfortunately, is too choked up from the tobacco and cigarettes you smoke daily to be able to get a word out. The other Survivors are too dazed from the explosion themselves to help you, anyways.
> Grab for something
In your panic, you grope for anything to stop you from plummeting to your doom hundreds of feet below. You seize hold of a nearby barbed wire fence.
> Whew.
Unfortunately, while the wire may be stainless and new, the barbs are RUSTY. You cut your hand open.
> Fuck.
The rust enters your bloodstream and you die an agonizingly slow, painful, death until you lose your grip and your dead body plummets into the ground hundreds of feet below.
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<option weight=30>:: *** YOU DIDN'T SURVIVE THE NIGHT IN BLOOD HARVEST ***
Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Blood Harvest for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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