Genshin Impact

Lumine, the female Traveler

A bunch of weebs cosplaying as Genshin Impact characters

Genshin Impact is an open-world adventure game by a Chinese company totally not trying to spy on you known as HoYoverse, formerly known as miHoYo, and also published by a company called COGNOSPHERE LTD, which used to be named HoYoverse too, and they still haven't explained why they have so many names. It was released in September 2020 with world acclaim, and has captured the hearts - and wallets - of over 50 million players worldwide.

In Genshin Impact, players are transported to the fantastical world of Teyvat, where they must battle against an array of enemies, such as giant slimes, mischievous fairies, sentient vegetables, a cat-like archer with a penchant for fish, a cryogenic princess with a love for all things frozen, and a food-obsessed chef who can conjure up delicious dishes from thin air.

History

Genshin Impact was conceived by Chinese developer miHoYo COGNOSPHERE HoYoverse in 2019 after they realized the success of Legends of Zelda: Breath of the Wild. For a long time, it was only available under closed beta tests, under which there was only one region in the continent of Teyvat ready: Mondstadt. Quickly realizing that Teyvat only having one region is a terrible idea, they decided to add their next region Liyue to the map. Genshin Impact was launched on 28 September 2020 after they realized that people stuck in the coronavirus pandemic needed to vacation somewhere. It was finally released on PauseStation 5 on 28 April 2021. Inazuma was added on 21 July 2021 and Sumeru was added to the game on 24 August 2022 with more regions to come.

Then Fontaine got released the summer after Sumeru got added.

Regions

Genshin Impact has seven regions, of which only four are accessible so that you have to pay to unlock the rest. The game is free to play and free to win, but it requires sacrificing your wallet in order to get there.

The objective of the game is to light up the entire map so you can get enough primogems, then spend all your money trying to get all the characters in the game. You will have successfully won once you have no money and you are living on the streets begging for money. On the other hand, you will continue to live a prosperous life in the game.

Mondstadt

This is the region where you start the game. Based on the country of Germany, a majority of the characters there are German. Its ideal is freedom, which is what the traveler wants to have. The element associated with the region is Anemo.

Mondstadt is famous for it's pigeons, alcoholics, and annoying bards. Things that players can do here include killing pigeons and terrorizing children, and getting knocked off cliffs.

Liyue

The second region in the game. Obviously based on the country of China (which is the developer's home country), its ideal is microtransactions contracts. Every time someone uses their money to buy something in Genshin, the region becomes more powerful.

Inazuma

Based off of the country of Japan, this is where the Raiden lived most of her life. It is considered to be the most tense and dangerous region of all of them, because it has very harsh punishments. One such punishment is when Balls Baal exposes you for using any of your parent's credit cards, she will strike you with lightning and you will no longer be able to play it anymore unless you reinstall it or create a new account. Good luck on completing Act 2.

Inazuma is home to a bunch of anime characters, who will suck money out of weebs' wallet faster than a vampire at a blood bank. This region is also where miHoYo made the best financial decision in their entire game, generating an extra 10 million dollars of gacha revenue by making Raiden pull a sword out of her breasts.

Sumeru

The "you're close to being finished but not really" region of the game. It introduces a new element, Dendro, which you really need to touch more of.

Sumeru is divided into two regions. The eastern half is a lush forest based off the country of India, where a bunch of nerds invented computers and Internet. The western half is a barren desert inhabited by Jews who haven't invented banking yet.

If you thought the underground sections in Inazuma are bad, wait until you get here.

Fontaine

The region of water. It is supposed to be based on France, so expect lots of beheadings and shit. The element associated with this region was already added before Fontaine was incorporated in, so it's too obvious at this point for the other regions.

Characters

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Aether

Aether, or the male traveler is Link from The Legend of Zelda except he has lighter blond hair. He is Lumine's brother and gets promoted more on promos than his sister. A lot of players choose him, either because he sounds like Link or he gets more promos.

Lumine

Lumine is Aether's sister who actually doesn't look like a Zelda character. She wears a flower on her hair like as if it means something, which is supposedly her relationship with her brother. They're siblings since they've been born, in fact, they're actually twins. She has more fanarts than her brother, however.

Paimon

A young little specimen who was supposed to die at the very beginning of the game until the traveler fishes her out to prevent her from drowning. Although she looks like a human infant, there's no way that she really is one. Either way, she is probably a goddess, albeit an annoying one, akin to Zelda's Navi.

Aloy

Aloy actually doesn't come from Genshin Impact and is actually from a game called Horizon Zero Dawn. She's just there because of a collaboration between the developers of Genshin and Horizon Zero Dawn, although surprisingly she has her own special dish. If you logged in at a specific time you can get her for free without paying anything.

Monstadt

Diluc

Despite owning a winery, he doesn't like alcohol, ironically. He is also allegedly related to Kaeya to a certain extent.

Jean

Barbara's older sister. She has no disliked foods, so this means that she's a true foodie.

Mona

Lisa's partner in crime. Mona is fully aware that the traveler came from another dimension. We don't know how though.

Amber

Basically she summons bunny versions of herself as an attack method. She is one of the three characters that you get in the start of the game.

Barbara

Jean's younger sister. Literally everyone likes her. She's likely your first Hydro character after you beat Venti's dragon friend.

Bennett

The only character who's birthday is on a leap day. However, like everyone else who has their birthday on a leap day, he'll celebrate on the 28th.

Fischl

Her real name is Amy. She can also spawn her "butler" to attack enemies.

Kaeya

Diluc's alleged brother. You can also get him when you begin the game.

Lisa

Mona's partner in crime and one of three characters that you can get when you begin the game.

Noelle

The maid of all maids that could've been a knight.

Razor

One of the few characters in the game that's named after an object, despite being a wolf-human. So I hear you like sharp things...

Sucrose

An alchemist named after sugar. Despite that she's not hyperactive, but more rather a meek glasses-girl.

Venti

Fangirls lust over him because he's too sexy.

Klee

Monstadt's most wanted terrorist since she was added in to the game.

Diona

Despite her height, she is still obligated to run a winery. But she's allergic to alcohol, so what did you expect?

Albedo

His origin is kinda like Frankenstein, but it's anime, so what did you expect?

Rosaria

Holy shit why does she look like a Friday Night Funkin' character?

Eula

The most Rule 34'd character from Mondstadt. Also nicknamed as "End-User License Agreement"-chan. Proof that even the so-called software terms can get Rule 34'd.

Mika

We get it. He looks like Kagamine Len.

Liyue

Keqing

The spoiled brat of all the characters. Her hair is similar to cat ears so that she could pretend to be a cat. Also likes shopping and overspending.

Qiqi

Known for that one emoji of her laying down. This emoji became prevalent during Genshin's first anniversary event which sucked so bad that their entire Discord server got flooded with that emoji. Alongside that, she is but one of the numerous psyops created by God (or the Government, whichever one you worship) to lure out those diagnosed with fatal (stage 4) anime addiction and keep them attached to their screens to keep them from unraveling the social fabric and creating a thousand year kingdom, flowing with little girls and lotion.

Beidou

Arguably one of the less popular Liyue characters, even though she's the important character for you to get to Inazuma, but at least there's some fan art of her...right?

Chongyun

Nobody cares about him. Is there anything special about him?

Ningguang

All you could say is that she is from the skies above Liyue. Nothing else.

Xiangling

Remember when she trained Yaoyao? Well she continues to pursue chef life, I bet Sanji from One Piece would fawn over her if they cook contest together (wait what?).

Xingqiu

The most overlooked Genshin character, even more overlooked than Chongyun.

Zhongli

Like Venti, fangirls would freak out whenever his name gets mentioned. Nicknamed "Daddy".

Xinyan

A musician who tries to make rock and roll great in Liyue again.

Ganyu

Out of all of these characters who originate in Liyue, she appears to be the most Rule 34'd of them all. She's also one of the most Rule 34'd Genshin characters in history.

Xiao

Literally means "small" in Chinese. Is one of those characters who didn't make it into the main game at first then joined in.

Hu Tao

The so-called secondary "mascot" of the game. Has once took over the game on April Fools Day. She's a funeral director and commands ghosts to haunt enemies and bosses.

Yanfei

So I hear you like judges...

Shenhe

The female version of Chongyun because she's also an exorcist.

Yun Jin

A woman who wears nothing but heavy makeup and performs operatic moves just to stun her enemies.

Yelan

A liar who actually works for Ningguang.

Yaoyao

A trainee under Xiangling. She farms radishes and then delivers them to Xiangling's restaurant. Also Yaoyao uses the radishes as weapons.

Baizhu

Remember when he was an NPC? Well he's not anymore.

Xianyun

Basically Chongyun if he was female, had green hair and was tall.

Gaming

It's not pronounced like "game"...

Inazuma

Kaedehara Kazuha

The first character to have a real name be the official name of the main character. An entire full name, with a first and last name.

Kamisato Ayaka

At first, you temporary have to play as her. Well, with the money you got, you can now play as her permanently, her Cyro power is positively broken. She also has the same birthday as the game itself.

Yoimiya

Inazuma's most wanted terrorist, like Klee.

Sayu

Did you know that her English voice actress is a popular Twitch streamer?

Raiden Shogun

If you dare to mess with her, she will immediately destroy your save file. She likes to kill people, like her clone. Once she killed La Signora and peace was given to Inazuma. Not only that, but she has more Rule 34 entries and is possibly the most Rule 34'd character in Genshin. So don't think about it.

Sangonomiya Kokomi

She has the longest name of all of the people in Inazuma. No one knows how, but hey, she did it.

Thoma

Is actually from Mondstadt.

Arataki Itto

A gang member who wears heavy eyeshadow.

Gorou

Pretends to be a dog, similar to what Diona does except that he has the features of a dog.

Yae Miko

Just like Raiden Shogun, she is also Rule 34'd as well. Basically she's an author, but she's also sexuallized and gets paired with...you know. Also do not even think about it.

Kamisato Ayato

According to the game's wiki, it mentions that his birthday is the latest. People seem to forget about his birthday before he got released, so...you monsters.

Kuki Shinobu

Is part of the Arataki gang and is also a ninja.

Shikanoin Heizou

A detective or something.

Kirara

The alleged bringer of luck.

Chiori

Also known as the Kanye West of Inazuma. But some people didn't know about her existence.

Sumeru

Collei

Previously she was in the game's manga but you can now play as her, even with the main quest features her illness of touching. One of her English voice line is even "DON'T TOUCH ME!".

Tighnari

Like Collei, he was in the game's manga. Except, his old English voice actor was a pedophile which shouldn't surprise you. His new English voice actor, on the other hand, will blurt out lines from the Diary of a Wimpy Kid film and book series like "zooey-mama!" so people won't get it.

Dori

The richest girl in all of Sumeru and is a spoiled brat. She can be easily mistaken for a boy sometimes, and has a genie-like appearance.

Cyno

Basically Anubis if he was in Genshin Impact.

Candace

Xinyan's Sumeru counterpart, also quite a bit of Ankha from Animal Crossing if she was in Genshin Impact.

Nilou

A dancer who also appears to be one of not one, but two most Rule 34'd characters from that region.

Nahida

The reason why everyone wants her is because of her special abilities and attacks. She's special for changing your game's cursor, but also she's one of two Rule 34 characters from said region along with Nilou... WHY IS THE POLICE HERE???

Layla

Sumeru's version of Mona.

Wanderer

Used to be in several places, as mentioned from his name, but you can name him any way you want after you unlock him. He is also the abandoned son of Raiden Shogun, also means he's from Inazuma and resents his birth place.

Faruzan

Holy shit is that Hatsune Miku?!

Alhaitham

And the award for most hard-to-pronounce name goes to this guy.

Dehya

A lion girl who uses fire and a brawling desert dweller. Has a cool character design and story, but the opposite is true for playability.

Kaveh

He just wants revenge and that's all.

Fontaine

Lynette

Lyney's twin who appears to be a magical catgirl.

Lyney

While it's obvious that he is Lynette's twin, he is also a crossdresser.

Freminet

Lyney and Lynette's depressed sibling.

Neuvillette

Is also a dragon despite the fact that he's human.

Wriothesley

Ah shit, another name that's hard to pronounce.

Furina

Another special character where you're allowed to make her change her outfit's color scheme based on her alignment. However, it's also worth noting that she's the most Rule 34'd character from Fontaine. (Basically every female Archons at this point...)

Charlotte

Looking at her wish artwork it looks like that she appears to be not only a journalist, but a social media influencer too. She also looks like Megurine Luka if she had slightly shorter hair.

Navia

She is one of the female characters where fanboys love her. But then again, you seriously don't have a chance with her. Despite her young looking appearance, she's pretty tall.

Snezhnaya

Tartaglia

Or was it Childe? Also, do not even think about it. DO NOT. Also forgot to mention that he was the first Snezhnaya originated character before that region was added in.

See also

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