Undictionary:hassock

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English

Etymology

They were traditionally stuffed with the remains of old socks.

Noun

hassock (plural havesocks)

1. A pillow-like ornament on a church pew, commonly used by vicars for smothering their victims, since they are not allowed to carry edged weapons.