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Noun[edit | edit source]

Atom (plural Atoms)

  1. The smallest unit of matter with physical properties of an element, composed of a nucleus and one or more electrons.
  2. The average dick length of a human being who wears Supreme clothing.
  3. The maximum brain dimension that conservatives can reach, if they squeeze their heads enough.
  4. A superhero who can control his size and is in danger of disappearing permanently into the atomic world when shrinking.
  5. An explosive ingredient that levelled two Japanese cities.
  6. A common infection in the human body that crossed over from animals, some time after wiping out the dinosaurs.