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THE GREAT SPAGHETTI BATTLE[edit source]

The great spaghetti battle was a war fought between the spaghetti people and the ravioli men and literally everyone near somewhere in a walmart. the spaghetti had an adavantage over the ravioli because they had advanced weaponry such as q tips and plastic forks while the ravioli only had toothpicks and cotton balls. the spaghetti people won in 1993 because the ravioli quit and went to go yell at people on XBOX LIVE but then the penne pasta surprised attacked the spaghetti after they claimed the walmart. the spaghetti still won by a single kill and the penne was so pissed off they boiled themselves in water and ate themselves. The twizzlers watched on in horror. but then the jolly ranchers attacked the spaghetti because why the hell not the spaghetti people almost died but they survived after they drank a fuck ton of monster energies and then flew at the jolly ranchers at 2000000 miles blowing them all to the fucking sun instantly

I can confirm this happened! trust me. -DonkeyGod.

Why donkeys are the best animals ever[edit source]

Donkeys are cool because they have cool ears and make funny noises, also there was one in shrek and people frequently dress up and pretend to be donkeys in idaho. Donkeys are responsible for spilling over 20000 gallons of oil into the oceans...but hey, that's okay. hell I'd let them do it again if they wanted to. also they appear in video games like minecraft and donkey simulator (better than goat simulator). I am infact, a donkey myself so I'm basically just gloating about how cool my own race is soo......

You know what they say[edit source]

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