Zork

parrot	Score: 12	Moves: 34
The parrot doesn't want to talk to you. > feed parrot What do you want to feed the parrot? > parrot food, of course The parrot happily eats your genitals. You are now infertile. > WHAT THE FUCK?! Parrots eat human genitals, didn't you know that, numbnuts? > You are making that up. Gimme my genitals back. Hey, it's not like you're gonna need them. > Hey! In text adventure games you lose if you don't have every single item in your inventory! Fine. There is a cabinet nearby, labeled SPARE GENITALS. > Open cabinet. Get genitals. Congratulations. You are now able to reproduce. The parrot ruffles it's feathers. Talk to Parrot Eat Parrot Search Trash Go West