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From Pointless Hollywood[edit source]

It'll be 80 minutes into the film before you find out that the ghost is something other than a ghost. F*cking M. Night Shyamalan...

Dear Hollywood,

I'm writing to ask you to never, ever let M. Night Shyamalan write another screenplay. Seriously. Although people apparently still drop ten bucks to see his films, I think that it's probably just because it gives them a chance for a dry hump away from the accusing eyes of their parents.

Thank you for your time,

John Q. Public

P.S. stop Ewe Boll and Paul W.S. Anderson too. If you have time can you smack around Michael Bay for me? Not too hard, just until he cries.