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Cleaning up my hard drive, making more room for stuff. Here's the lyrics to "(Cruz You've) Earned It," a parody of the Weeknd's 50 Shades of Grey hit.

You make it look like it’s magic (Ted Cruz)
(Oh) Stealing the White House from Hill’ry and Gramps
They don’t have a chance
Hey, hey
Pres, no dresses, only pants
[Pre-hook:]
And I you’ll win big this election
'Cause the GOP has bad selections
So I'ma vote for you, you, you
I'ma vote for you, you, you, you, yeah
[Hook:]
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve earned it
You're always worth it
And you deserve it
AND Trump can jerk it
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it (Win)
Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it, yeah
You know your loss would be tragic (oh, yeah)
So you don't pay it, don't pay it no mind, mind, mind
We live with no lies
Hey, hey
You will win election night
[Pre-hook:]
And I you’ll win big this election
'Cause the GOP has bad selections
So I'ma vote for you, you, you
I'ma vote for you, you, you, you, yeah
[Hook:]
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve earned it (Cruz, you’ve earned it)
You're always worth it (You’re always worth it)
And you deserve it (And you deserve it)
AND Trump can jerk it (And Trump can jerk it)
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it (Win)
Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it, yeah
On election night
Let’s say it wouldn't be Bern
But it won’t be Trump
You made us believe in the old US (Old US)
We’ll fly on the wings of the riiiiiight (Win), the riiiiiight (Win)
[Hook:]
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve earned it (Cruz, you’ve earned it)
You're always worth it (You’re always worth it)
And you deserve it (And you deserve it)
AND Trump can jerk it (And Trump can jerk it)
'Cause, Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it (Win)
Cruz, you’ve eeeeaaaarned it, yeah