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| − | font-size: 125%; line-height: 1.3">'''Welcome to Isle of the Mighty.'''</p><p style="margin:0 0 0 3%;text-align:center;font-size:94%">Drink ye a flaggon of mead and harken to the tales of the Elder Days</p><br /> |
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| − | [[Image:Uncyclopedia elzzup otatop.jpg|left|100px]]Born of an Age of Heroes, Mhaille left the [[Liverpool|Elder Kingdoms]] and his ancestral home to stalk the world as an adventurer, a guardian for the weak and feebleminded, a friend to the needy, a warrior-poet. His exploits in far enchanted lands such as [[Wigan]], [[Euthanasia]] and [[Wales]] are the stuff of legends. |
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| − | After many years in the wilderness, Mhaille found his way to the semi-mythical land of Uncyclopedia and there joined a band of heroes of great reknown - Todd the Todd, slayer of Great Crudness; Keitei the Bewildering, Handmaiden of [[Sophia]]; Splarka of the Unfeasibly Large Wang; Cody the Occasionally Vague; Fenris-Dawg the Bitey; Arsey O'Murphy, 12th Earl of Europia; and Marcus Malo the Never Present. Together they serve Emperor Chron in his never ending battle against the Forces of Crudness. |
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| − | [[Image:Sonic101.jpg|thumb|150px|[[Sonnet the Hedgehog]].]] |
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| − | Many come to this place in pilgrimage, in fulfillment of a great and dangerous quest, or to just avoid any reference to [[Euroipods]], but all are invited to share the many feasting halls. Wild boar and flowing mead, good company and many fine tales. |
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| − | *Noobinhala: The Hall of the [[HTBFANJS|Useless]]. |
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| − | *Wanginhala: The Hall of the [[Uncyclopedia:Vanity Policies|Sex Gods]]. |
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| − | *Sporkenhala: The Hall of the [[HowTo:Get Banned|Suicidal]]. |
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| − | *Dumpinhala: The [[Uncyclopedia:Village_Dump|Latrine]]. |
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| − | Join us today! Waes Hail!!! |
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| − | <h3>Ancient Laws of Uncyclopedia</h3> |
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| − | There are only two rules originally carved into the head of the Oracle at Delphi: |
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| − | *Be funny and not just stupid. |
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| − | *Be not a dick. |
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| − | Adherence to these laws will make Uncyclopedialand a better place. Don't forget to come and visit us in [[Uncyclopedia:Chat|Uncyclopedialand]]. |
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| − | <option weight="1">Don't look at me!</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">It was like that when I found it</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">Some of my best friends are pineapples</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">My favourite part was when they burst into flames</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">Arse! Arse! Arse! Arse!</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">Two pidgeons and a duck, a summer, do not make</option> |
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| − | <option weight="1">How funny is the word WANG? No really?</option> |
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| − | View more in [[User:Mhaille/Gallery01|my Gallery]] |
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| − | <h3>Did you know...</h3> |
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| − | *...that Mhaille is a [[Britain|UKer]]? |
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| − | *...that he is an [[Special:Listadmins|administrator]] and might [[Special:Log/block|smite]] you? |
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| − | *...that he has the best trimmed moustache and goatie in the whole of Uncyclopedia-land? |
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| − | *...that smitings may be reduced by small gifts (money, cake, sex, etc) or kind words [[Uncyclopedia:RYA#Mhaille|here]], [[Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopedian_of_the_Month|here]] or [[Uncyclopedia:Writer_of_the_Month|here]]. |
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| − | [[Image:Aancampaign.jpg|center|thumb|150px|Mhaille supports the [[Uncyclopedia:AAN|AAN Campaign]]. He cares. Do you?]] |
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| − | [[User_talk:Mhaille|Talk @ me]] | [[User:Mhaille/Awards|Be awestuck by my Awards]] | [[Uncyclopedia:RYA#Mhaille|Rate me]] |
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