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'''Colonel "Raven" Swordman''' (usu. '''Colonel Swordman''') is an alias this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name is not to be revealed, he is known to be a research student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for [[Rocky Mountain Oysters|dry sex jokes]], [[Goatse|internet memes]] (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and [[Euroipods|outright nonsense]]. |
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'''Colonel "Raven" Swordman''' (usu. '''Colonel Swordman''') is a gay alias of a motherfucker this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name Red Dick Santa Clause, he is known to be a research gay student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he sucks dick or edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for [[Rocky Mountain Oysters|dry sex jokes]], [[Goatse|internet memes]] (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and [[Euroipods|outright nonsense]]. |
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Revision as of 23:11, 2 July 2006
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Colonel "Raven" Swordman
- -- The personification of arrogance and evil
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This user is about to pop suicide pills
Sorry folks! I have get a few urgent things to get done, so I won't be around probably until late July.
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Colonel "Raven" Swordman (usu. Colonel Swordman) is a gay alias of a motherfucker this user employs when posting in forums and writing articles online. While his real name Red Dick Santa Clause, he is known to be a research gay student working for a South Australia-based University. Ocassionally, he sucks dick or edits articles for Uncyclopedia.org despite the website's affinity for dry sex jokes, internet memes (which Colonel Swordman mockingly refers to as "geek jokes") and outright nonsense.
Colonisation
Here is a list of articles/templates contributed by Col.swordman:
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Proportion
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Contribution includes
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| "Asian People"
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part
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some restructuring
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| "Australia"
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part
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paragraphs, pictures and templates
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| "Australians"
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part
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paragraphs, chart
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| "a'Straiya"
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scripting
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amalgamation of two old templates
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| "Baghdad Bob sponsored"
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whole (original - 0302, 15.05.2006)
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template
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| "Bullet"
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whole (except scripting)
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category and userbox
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| "Cavalry"
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whole (original - 1924, 31.12.2005)
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entire article
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| "Crimefaith"
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whole (original - 1859, 05.12.2005)
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template
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| "Goodfaith"
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whole (original - 1755, 05.12.2005)
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template
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| "Hong Kong"
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whole (rewrite - 0023, 11.05.2006)
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article and template
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| "How to sign up online for a non-existent gift"
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whole (original - 1909, 23.05.2006)
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article and pictures
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| "iRaq Pocket PC, the"
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part
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merging 2 old articles, expanded content
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| "Orwell's World of Superpowers"
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whole (original - 0014, 11.05.2006)
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template
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| "Teacher"
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part
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restructuring, "Physical Laws" and picture
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| "User Asian"
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whole (original - 2336, 04.05.2006)
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userbox
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| "The Veronicas"
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whole (original - 1441, 04.05.2006)
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article and picture
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| "WorkChoices"
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whole (original - 0306, 08.12.2006)
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article and pictures
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Marks of Destruction
Babes (hot and not)
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Descriptions
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Picture
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Descriptions
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THE AD - 100% made in Australia, by a foreigner (me of course)
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Poking fun at The Veronicas / Archie cross-over
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Politics-related
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Descriptions
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Picture
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Descriptions
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Protected by law
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Not protected by law
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Chiecf Executive Tung, President Bush and a chimp
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The sacred flag of HK-SAR
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SARS
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Evil John Howard
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Numbers and figures
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Descriptions
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Picture
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Descriptions
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A made-up version of Australia's demographic pattern
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Schemes of Shadow
- See also: Colonel Swordman's Uncyclopedia work log
Colonel Swordman's to-do list:
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Descriptions
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- currently incoherent and confusing
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- It needs more than just bullet points.
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- currently a-wreck
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- We need one.
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Death Request
E-mail: Col_Swordman@yahoo.com.au
Note:
- Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards friend-making, dating, etc.
- Do not sent any email to Colonel Swordman as regards commercial offers, bargains and the like.
- Do not sent anthing that has been circulating on the internet to Colonel Swordman.
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This user is a native speaker of Bullet and can fire high-caliber rounds in full-automatic mode. |
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This user plays guitar, because it attracts more groupies, and gets more solos than the bass. |
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This user is an Asian, and probably lives at an internet cafe playing Ragnarok 24/7.
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