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Creationism

Creationism is the branch of science which demonstrates how humanity, life, the earth, the universe, and indeed everything, were created by a Supreme Monotheistic Intelligence primarily known as God over a course of 6 days. Those who study this form of science are known as Creationists. (Those who do not are referred to as Sinners.) Creationism is often compared to Evolution, which is an ideological and pseudo-scientific fallacy based upon reason.

Before the universe

This is proof that Creationism is like Evolution, without the "evolution" part.

The first concept to be understood about creationism is that the universe has not been here infinitely. That is to say, before there was something there was nothing.

Although many aspects of science prove this, we will examine the first and second laws of Thermodynamics to explain this in detail.

1. The First Law of Thermodynamics states that the increase in internal energy of a closed system equals the amount of heat energy added, minus the work performed by the system.
2. The Second Law of Thermodynamics states that heat can never flow from a cold body to a warmer one.

See how simple that was?

Now imagine your old room at your Parents' house. Remember how easy it was to let the room turn into a uniform mess (disorder). Also remember how hard it was to clean it up until it fit a specific, non-uniform design (order). Not cleaning up would always result in an increase of entropy in your room!

Now the only way to have the room cleaned up is to have an external force being exerted on it. Now in your parents' house this would either be a kindly loving father who came in and cleaned your room for you, or who stood at your doorway shouting "While you are living under my roof you will keep this clean. Do I have to get the rod out?"

In much the same way the universe cannot have come to exist without a similar kindly parent coming in and creating it. Or at least shouting at you to create it, but that is much less likely.

The age of the universe

Geological evidence shows that the crust of the Earth was laid down in two major stages. The first of these was in the creation of the Earth, and the second of these was during the great flood - an event that lives on in the histories of all nations dating back prior to the development of writing.

Now using the recorded histories of mankind and viewing the geological evidence, it is possible to surmise that the Earth is a little over 6,000 years old.

Some pseudo-scientists - in order to defend their own ideological arguments, state that if this were true the light from stars billions of light years away would not have had time to reach us. However this is just another example of the use of Reason to defend superstition. It is obvious that the universe was created in media res (Latin, "right in the middle of the action"). Although the Universe is only 6,000 years old, we see light from stars which appears to have taken billions of years to reach Earth.

Another argument against the geological proof that the Earth is 6,000 years old is the use of carbon dating. However carbon dating is a flawed science based upon incorrect principles. These same ideological scientists have stated that the Earth is several billion years of age, and then tested rocks to seen what the level of decay of the radioactive materials within them, and then stated that as they had surmised that a particular rock is x amount of years old, then the level of decay in the rock x amount of years old is y, then they say anything with a level of decay y is obviously x amount of years old.

Independent studies have shown that the rocks of the Earth have a particular level of decay that shows them to be about 6,000 years of age - the age of these rocks of course being able to be determined due to geological findings that show that the Earth is only 6,000 years of age.

Timing

Of course the Earth's eco-system is a very fragile thing. It is very delicately balanced between prey and predator, food and feeders. The antelope eats the grass, the lion eats the antelope, and when the lion dies it's body breaks down and feeds the grass. This system works with the intricacy of a watch. In fact, it is so like a watch that scientists are convinced that if the world is a watch then there must be a watchmaker behind it, leading them to believe that there must be a supreme intelligence that created the universe, of infinite power.

Now most larger mammals cannot live without eating for a period longer than 7 days. As the world is in such a fine balance this suggests that the entire eco-system must have been created in a period in less than 7 days, however the diversity of life is so great that it cannot all have been done in one day. Science then teaches us that the universe must have been created in 6 days, with a seventh day left over for creation to rest and settle into it's new behaviours. This is also demonstrated in the fact that we have a 7 day week - obviously set up that way due to some racial memories of that first event.

Genesis

Creationism, like all absolute truths, is explained in the Bible. The biodiversity of life occurred by means of original creation, as described in the Biblical book of Genesis. Before the beginning, which was just over six thousand years ago, there was nothing. Then in the beginning, God created the heaven and the earth by saying Let there be light. (Gen. 1:1, 3;1). This is distinct to the theory of the Big Bang, a logical belief which Physicists have established. Their belief is that in the beginning, there was nothing, which exploded. The lack of sense of this theory demonstrates the irrational beliefs espoused by reasoning.

Creationism vs. Evolution

There is continuing debate between the scientific principle of creationism and the religious pseudo-science of evolution. Evolution is based on the concept that life spontaneously generated by itself, and that monkeys somehow lost their tails and body hair and became people. The creation and evolution controversy is a clear demonstration of the Law of Bifurcation. This law states that in all religious matters, there are only two possible points of view: the truth, which is revealed by God, and falsehood, which is a deception of Satan.

The Cambrian Explosion

The Cambrian Explosion In Action

One of the most compelling arguments in favour of Creation is of course the Cambrian Explosion, an occurence which even the most fallicious of Scientists are forced to admit happened, due to its wonderful preservation in the fossil record.

During the Cambrian Explosion God created almost all major Phyla, just like it says in Genesis. With no previous specimins preserved in the fossil record, the Cambrian Explosion conclusively disproves the pseudoscience of Evolution.

However many misguided Scientists claim that it was only during the Cambrian Explosion that the fossil record could begin, as previously there was not enough Calcium to make bones and shells to be fossilised, not realising that this fact only proves the power of God. After all who else could have put the Calcium there?

Scientists do make a few reasonable points in argument with the evidence provided by the Cambrian Explosion, such as the existence of fossils from the pre-cambrian era, this argument however can be easily refuted as most of these fossils were found in Australia and as any inteligent creationist can tell you Australia Does Not Exist

Great Flood

As an omnipotent, all-knowing deity, God was aware that Satan would create the phenomena of Reason to be used against him. God brought deluge to the Earth to facilitate those that follow him with the all encompassing argument of it was the Great Flood, to be used against the Satanist worshippers of logic.

Biblical Facts

Conservatives

When God created the Earth he made man in his image. Realising that man was alone, he then created woman, but made her a bit bumpier. As woman was taken from part of a man, she is worth less than the value of a whole man, and as such all women should be subservient to men. As such it is imperative to ensure that women will not have positions of power over men, and ensure that they have a lower level of pay.

Those that not only reflect his image but adhere to God's political outlook are additionally known as Conservatives and will identify themselves exclusively as American. This group of people were chosen by God to be the Bible's representatives (the Bible was literally hand-written by God and hasn't changed since; every word should therefore be taken literally and "interpretation" should never be tolerated).

Creationist Mantra

John 8:7, He that is without sin among you, let him first cast a stone at her, provides America's unique mandate to invade any foreign territory.