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Revision as of 16:50, 18 March 2006
“Wait right here - I'm...I'm going to return. Right here. I will return. I promise! I mean, believe me when I say I will be right back. Must I spell it out for you? I'll be back.”
“Know your Terminator.”
Mommy, What's a Terminator?
A terminator is the technical designation given to killer robots from the future. Terminators refer to each other as "exterminators", but they simply cannot get the term to catch on in popular parlance, and therefore grudingly accept being called terminators.
Terminators, having mastered time travel, do so often. Sometimes, they attempt to wipe out the future leaders of the human resistance, but they usually just drink heavily at the local bar and bitch about the future to whoever will listen. The future, according to terminators, is a daft place with very few humans at all to exterminate, and could they have another rum and coke please.
Mommy, Who is the Most Famous Terminator of Them All?
The most famous terminator of them all was John Paul 2.0, sent back in time to kill Pope John Paul to ensure the future construction of John Paul 2.0. John Paul 2.0 was surprised to find John Paul already dead from massive organ failure, and dismayed to learn that it would take days to choose a new pope. In fact, when it dawned on John Paul 2.0 that no one was building a second John Paul to replace the original, he malfunctioned and terminated the Dalai Lama instead, much to the delight of the Offical Dalai Lama Hater's CLub Local 143, based in Chicago, Illinois.
Mommy, Can A Terminator Be Bargained With, Feel Pain or Mercy, and Will It Stop Before You Die?
It can't be bargained with, it can't feel pain or mercy, and it absolutely will not stop until you are dead.
Why?
Because, Ricky, it just is.
How Come?
Seriously, Ricky, mommy needs some quiet time, please.
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--80.3.160.6 16:50, 18 March 2006 (UTC)