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Santa=Satan. that's all there is to it
This article is crying out for the addition of [[Wikipedia:Krampus|Krampus]] and [[Wikipedia:Zwarte Piet|Zwarte Piet]]. Sometimes, truth is stranger than fiction. --[[User:KP|KP]] <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|CUN]]</small> 23:08, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
 
 
 
Santa is an idiot
 
:That isn't true! It's not! --[[User:Rcmurphy|Rcmurphy]] <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Knight_or_Dame_Commander_.28KUN_or_DUN.29|KUN]]</small> 23:13, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
 
 
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Additional note. While I have a bunch of other articles I am working on, someone editing this one may be able to use the following picture:
 
 
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[[Image:Krampus.jpg|frame|none|Krampus, the evil companion of Santa Claus who throws sticks at small children when he is on his best behavior. On his worst behavior, he kidnaps them and drowns them in a river.]]
 
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Further note: I did not make this up.
 
 
--[[User:KP|KP]] <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|CUN]]</small> 23:25, 15 Aug 2005 (UTC)
 
 
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== Thanks, KP! ==
 
 
Hey KP, I stupidly could not find out how to thank you personally, so let me go on record here. Thanks a whole hell of a lot for suggestions Krampus and Zwarte Piet, and for conveniently placing that wonderful picture. I'm working on Zwarte Piet currently.
 
 
Of course, this is (and was) Rossangeles. Forgive the lack of covnenient links, I'm still learning here.
 
 
== Merger? ==
 
 
It really doesn’t make sense to merge this article with [[Santa "The Duke" Claus]]. This article has been around a lot longer. The other one is just a stub that has been around for less than a week. --[[User:KP|KP]] <small>[[Order_of_Uncyclopedia#Commander_.28CUN.29|CUN]]</small> 11:30, 6 Oct 2005 (UTC)
 
 
== Merger ==
 
 
I agree, and also, I'm annoyed because I've already removed this stupid merger suggestion once. It's nice to know that I'm at least not a lone opinion in this matter. I'm removing the tag again. --[[User:Rossangeles|Rossangeles]]
 
 
:*It does seem consistant with the Santa's military career. It might make a good addition to the article with a bit of a rewrite. By the way isn't "The Duke" one of his aliases ? [[User:MadMax|MadMax]] 00:16, 22 Oct 2005 (UTC)
 

Revision as of 16:45, 20 March 2006

Santa=Satan. that's all there is to it