Euthanasia

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The official flag of Euthanasia

Official language	Welsh
Government	Communism
Ruler	High Revolutionary
Capital	Euthanasia
Religion	Roman Catholicism
National anthem	Crazy Frog
National motto:	"You are what you eat"
National symbol	The unicorn
National drink	Orange juice
National food	Cheese puffs and salted popcorn
National game	Half-Life 2
Currency	Buckazoids
National rolemodel Homer J. Simpson		Calling Code	411

Beyond Tannhauser Gate we travelled,
lo' even to far Cathay,
eight mountains are famed in the empire,
and five great cities,
though none as fair as Euthanasia

History

Thought to be located within the northern Himilayan range, Euthanasia was first mentioned in a 12th Century manuscript "The Quest of the Sacred Mushroom". It is considered to be located in the kingdom of Neverlands. In 1927, German explorer Professor Johann Sterbehilfe reported reaching the ancient city, where he claimed he met a race of super-intelligent humans, including their contemporary King, Donotresuscitate.

He claimed that they formed a secret brotherhood to "watch over" mankind, called the Illuminati, and that they were descended from the mythical Race of the Uncyclopedians. The citystate of Euthanasia has one of the few remaining communistic regimes left on earth. The unicorn is an animal that can be found in abudance in Euthanasia and is also its national symbol.

The elusive city of Euthanasia is currently ruled by a being known only as the High Revolutionary, who is a godlike and eternally stoned ex-hippie and radical communist who once found a way to evolve himself into near godhod by unlocking the secrets of LSD and DMT and using it on himself whilst at the same time reciting poetry from the wellknown poetry collection called the Communist Manifesto.

Euthanasia is populated by many ex-hippies, many being exiles from the formerly paradisic Goa in India, which is now an unholy turist-trap for old grandmas and candyravers. Euthanasia is also the birthplace of the legendary Doctor Doom, ruler of Latveria.

Enlightened State

The term 'Euthanasia' has entered modern parlance as a reference for an enlightened spiritual state. Many people seek for this state to be bestowed upon their elderly (and rich) relatives. Repeated and excessive practicing of Kitten Huffing is known to assist in reaching this state.

The ancient temple of Euthanasia

Euthanasia Society

The old monarchy with its ancient kings were overthrown and replaced with a new communist regime in 1965 by the mysterious and godlike High Revolutionary who may or may not be an unknown alter ego of the omnipresent Oscar Wilde. Though most tourism brochures show only old people wearing strange hats, there are in fact Youth in Asia (which became "euthanasia" for short). This explains why Asia continues to have the billions of people it is famous for. The fact that Euthanasia is communistic only serves to make it seem more exotic in the eyes of the capitalistically minded westerlings.

The Youth in Asia are well known for their terrorists tactics. Their main tactic is becoming Medical Doctors who gain the trust of their patients and then proceed to kill them mercilessly. This led to the creation of the Global Doctors United for Change. Their mission is to peacefully destroy all Euthanasians.

Euthanasia Wildlife

According to a wildlife census taken in October, 2005 to monitor endangered species, the numbers of most species in Euthanasia have shown a dramatic increase. The unicorn population has risen to 137% of that recorded in 2004, bringing the total to aprox. 4,386,926. Despite their own best efforts, the lemming population has risen to aprox. 16,414, removing them from the endagered species list. It has also been noted, although not officially documented, that at least two species of Logic Bunny have been spotted during the census. These increases are thought to be the result of the recent and sudden extinction of butterflies, a main food source of the snipe, which is expected to drop in population density over the next few years during the hunting seasons.

Quote

• Euthanasia? I know there are many of them and they are very hungry.

See also

• Youth in Asia