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| − | '''Electricity''' was the hugest [[scam]] ever tried. In [[1895]], the evil genius [[Thomas Edison|Thomas Alva Edison]] and his minions [[blackmail|blackmailed]] the American government in order to make them buy from him the right to use "electricity", a supposed new form of [[energy]] that allowed (allegedly) to light small glass bubbles in order to create [[light]], move vehicles by the use of "electric engines" and even activate "electronic devices". He even went so far as to say that it was "One source of energy" that was "The ULTIMATE Discovery!!". After years of attempting to harness the power of magic pixdust, he was killed by guerilla mutants. |
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| − | Fortunately for [[Mankind]], Edison wasn't able to deliver all the marvels he promised, and he fell in disgrace. Until today, no proof has ever been found that makes us believe that electricity ever existed. Thank [[God]] we still have [[coal]] to power the [[steam engine]]s that move our industrialized countries forward to a brighter, silver-lined future. Onwards! |
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| − | We have successfully adopted newer and newer forms of energy to get over the fake electricity scam of Edison. [[Uncyclopedia]] runs on servers powered by burning junk computers and cowdung in firewire. |
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| − | ==See also: other famous scams== |
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| − | *[[AM-FM stereo]] |
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| − | *[[Cold fusion]] |
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| − | *[[Evolution]] |
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| − | *[[Imaginary power]] |
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| − | *[[Food]] |
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| − | *[[Oscar Wilde]] |
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| − | *[[Radio waves]] |
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| − | *[[Quantum cheddardynamics]] |
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| − | *[[Steam power]] |
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| − | *[[Virtual memory]] |
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| − | *[[Jesus]] |
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| − | *[[Wikipedia]] |
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Revision as of 14:52, 20 March 2006
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