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| − | '''April Fools Day''' is a day invented to honor [[Dr. April Fools]], the creator of the first sex change. It is celebrated on [[June 23]]rd. People commonly do pranks (and occasionally have gender reassignment) on [[April Fools]] Day in protest of the fact that it is not a holiday. It is the holiest holiday of the year, and is celebrated by reading the [[Qu'ran]] and declaring [[jihad]] on [[Jehovah]]. |
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| − | ==Some Classic Pranks== |
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| − | ===Counterfeiting=== |
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| − | A good prank to pull on April Fools Day is to make a color photocopy of some money. Big bills work good for some reason, '''don't try coins'''. Then go to a store and try to spend it. See if you can keep the prank going until they put the cuffs on, then say "April Fools!!". |
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| − | [[Image:ArmedRobery.jpg|thumb|Robe, darn you! Faster!]] |
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| − | ===Armed Robery=== |
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| − | Armed robery is always a barrel of laughs! One tip: the bigger the gun the better. Be sure to sign your demand note. For even bigger laughs, write your demands on the back of a receipt or bill and leave them after you depart. |
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| − | ===Manslaughter=== |
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| − | Put the laughter back in manslaughter! See how many frags you can get in one day. |
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| − | [[Image:scared.png|left|thumb|Haha! Gotcha! That was a good one, right? |
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| − | Right?]] |
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| − | ===Shoplifting=== |
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| − | The storekeeper, manager, and the three security guards that are pinning you down will be very amused when they find out that it was just an April Fools Day prank! |
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| − | ===Ring and Run=== |
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| − | Ring someone's doorbell and run away. This one is only for the really hardcore. |
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| − | A far funnier variant is to fill a paper bag with poop and put it on your victim's front steps. (Note: Dog poop is good, but your own poop is much funnier.) Light the bag on fire, ring the doorbell, and run away. Good times, good times. |
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| − | ===Arson=== |
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| − | Like '''Ring and Run''', except without the dog poop and with more fire. A ''lot'' more fire. Cover the nearest fire hydrant with a garbage can with the bottom cut out, and when the fire trucks arrive, yell April Fool. |
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| − | ==Other Goodens== |
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| − | Usually anything involving the creation of some kind of numbered "reich" is good for a laugh. But be creative, use some crazy number like [[Pi]]. Hehe. The Pi'th Reich. Everyone will be fleeing in terror from THAT one. |
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| − | ==Historical Pranks== |
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| − | There are many Historical Pranks, but their dates were changed to protect the innocent. They include: |
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| − | * Grave-robbing in Jerusalem in AD Zero |
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| − | * Arch-Duke Franz Ferdinand faking his own death |
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| − | * Thursday |
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| − | * Dinosaurs (scientists haven't got it yet) |
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| − | * The third Batman Movie |
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| − | * Jay Leno's Chin |
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| − | Remember, doing combos gets you bonus points! |
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| − | And rape isn't funny unless done to a clown. |
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| − | ==Other Rituals== |
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| − | One of the other odd things about April Fools' Day is that it is the only time of year when [[Wikipedia]] users are allowed to write something actually true. Sadly, these articles are usually regarded as nonsense the next day and are reverted or otherwise removed, the bunch of arrogant bastards. |
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Revision as of 14:52, 20 March 2006
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