Watchlist

Are you stupid? Why the fuck are you searching for Special:Watchlist when its literally on top of the screen? Go look right next to where it says your username, and along that line, it should say "Watchlist". Click there, retard.

You, probably

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This is strange. First off, IPs don't have a watchilst, and those people are our main source of readers. Secondly, this is too short. Thirdly, write more stuff.

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