User talk:Zullu
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-Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:54, 11 February 2009 (UTC)
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Dude, did you made this account just to wreck the articles of Greece and Macedonia? Both of them were nice and funny, until you stepped in and made them unfunny really long pages of text. And stop putting nazist pictures all over the place. Unless you write some text that relates to these pictures somehow ,then it 'll be ok. Otherwise, it's stupid.
Read the text before drawing conclusions, and sign next time you write Zullu 11:53, 1 June 2009 (UTC)
- Where are you from?--AnotherD++ 17:02, April 29, 2010 (UTC)
Greece Edit war[edit source]
How about you discuss it on the Talk page? --AnotherD++ 15:30, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
How about actually looking at the talk page first? --Zullu 20:51, June 3, 2010 (UTC)
if you want the "ugly" truth as you claim[edit source]
Since you claim to be seeking the "truth", instead of just trolling Greek articles, why not start by posting these quotes on FYROM articles dear?
'We do not claim to be descendants of Alexander the Great.' (FYROM'S Ambassador Ljubica Acevshka in speech to US representatives in Washington on January 22 1999)
'We are not related to the northern Greeks who produced leaders like Philip and Alexander the Great. We are a Slav people and our language is closely related to Bulgarian.'(FYROM´s Ambassador to Canada Gyordan Veselinov in interview to Ottawa Citizen Newspaper 24 February 1999)
"We are Slavs who came to this area in the sixth century ... We are not descendants of the ancient Macedonians" (Kiro Gligorov, FYROM's first President to Foreign Information Service Daily Report, Eastern Europe, February 26, 1992) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uA3kwC2YTq4
'The idea that Alexander the Great belongs to us was at the mind of some outsider groups only. These groups were insignificant in the first years of our independence. But the big problem is that the old Balkan nations have been learned to legitimize themselves through their history. In the Balkans to be recognized as a nation you need to have history of 2,000 to 3,000 years old. Since you (Greece ) forced us to invent a history, we did invent it.' (FYROM Foreign Minister Denko Maleski - 1991 to 1993) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlDLmufGHqQ&feature=related
"We are not stating by accident that Josip Broz Tito is Jesus Christ for Macedonia, a father and a mother for Macedonia. Because we have, in that time, after NOB, for the first time created a Macedonian alphabet, a Macedonian television, a Macedonian state, a language, a passport, an identity card, a university for the first time, a Macedonian academy for the first time. We, communists, have created the Macedonian Orthodox church." (Slobodan Ugrinovski, FYROM politician - "Tito is Jesus Christ for Macedonia" - A1 TV, FYROM May 04 2009) http://www.youtube.com/user/Srbolog#p/u/42/YZRCMBzkV88
'Why are we ashamed and flee from the truth that whole positive Macedonian revolutionary tradition comes exactly from exarchist part of Macedonian people? We shall not say a new truth if we mention the fact that everyone, Gotse Delchev, Dame Gruev, Gjorche Petrov, Pere Toshev - must I list and count all of them - were teachers of the Bulgarian Exarchate in Macedonia.' (former Prime Minister of FYROM, Ljubco Georgievski, 2007, in his book 'Facing the truth')
"The creation of the Macedonian nation, for almost half of a century, was done in a condition of single-party dictatorship. In those times, there was no difference between science and ideology, so the “Macedonian” historiography, unopposed by anybody, comfortably performed a selection of the historic material from which the “Macedonian” identity was created. There is nothing atypical here for the process of the creation of any modern nation, except when falsification from the type of substitution of the word “Bulgarian” with the word “Macedonian” were made. (Denko Maleski, former Minister of foreign affairs of FYROM from 1991 to 1993 in an interview to FYROM newspaper Utrinski Vesnik)
http://www.utrinski.com.mk/?ItemID=C7A7DD4ECD45C946BF6573284EC01164
"To everyone of us it is clear that this entire thesis, this entire thesis for ethnogenesis from Macedonians, it isn't so. Ancient Macedonians until today is founded on a series of mystifications and semi-historical truths which are emitted from Republic of Macedonia and that by using and abusing the media.[...] "Why do Skopjans not ask how much Dardanian blood there is in them[..] how much Thracian blood there is in them[...] how much Illyrian blood there is in them[...]how much Paeonian blood there is in them.[...]I do not see anyone of us get into a fight over the amount of Paeonian blood in us, or God forbid, Dardinian one?[...]Ancient Macedonia does not match with today's Macedonia at all.[...]Ancient Macedonia, we must clarify it once, is literally in entirety in today's Greece.[...] If we are looking at ethnogenesis then we should open at another place. Therefore we should discuss how much we are Paeoneans. " (Ljubco Georgievski, former Prime Minister of FYROM, FYROM A1 TV June 2009) http://www.youtube.com/user/Srbolog#play/uploads/1/-HvKPiLYZCI