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Hold it right there mister[edit source]
You template thingy? Not going to work. First of all it's way WAY too big. Second, we more or less stopped using "this article is" or "this article is endorsed by" templates some time back. Do me a favor and stop using it. Also, please remove it from articles you already placed it on. If you really REALLY want a template, you need to make it much more elegant and funny. Thanks. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITTY? 23:07, 23 January 2008 (UTC)
- OK, strike that, I just realized you didn't create it, just made...bigger...and...well. Enough said. I'll revert it to its previous form. ~ Mordillo where is my SHITTY? 23:10, 23 January 2008 (UTC)