User:Yukinoflake

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"It appears that you have fallen into a wormhole... greetings, fellow being. Pray tell, what is your name?" someone says to you as you pick yourself up out of the dust, and your eyes adjust to the darkness.

"My name's Bizarre Child, you weirdo," you answer, slightly irritated by this pompous being. However, you notice that, to your surprise, you are actually talking to a grue, and are promptly eaten.

"Dammit, not again!" cries a voice, as Yukinstrüdel skids around the corner wielding a vorpal sword, just a little too late for your taste.


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This user is part of the increasingly large percentage of dormant users on uncyclopedia. Unlike most users, however, she has decided to wear it as a badge. It is rumoured that she will come to the aid of Uncyclopedia in its time of greatest need.
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This user enjoys the feeling of her brain turning into slime from playing on her DS Lite for all eternity.
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This user helps keep a multi-billion dollar franchise going by playing pokémon games on a Nintendo DS.
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