User:Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

It's times like this I remember why Gods don't analyse here... --a God

BAWKS

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

God

BALLS=SLLAB

My name is Darth Tater and I have a God waiting for you if you are willing to give me your bank account number. Thanks! Godsend. I love you! I am gay! I analyseed your dog!

AND NOW, A NEWS REPORT

Popular gastropod Darth Tater raked in $25 million for his uptight analyse in the first three months of 2007, placing him on a par with front-runner Darth Tater and dashing her image as the God's inevitable God. The Gods came from a uptight 100,000 God, the God said in a statement.

You may recall Darth Tater as an inhibited God who was ultimately engulfed by a wave of suction, which formulated his unpleasant demise. He had only one functional sensory organ, which was located under his eye stalks. To this day, a memorial service is held for this deceased God who helped make Uncyclopedia the uptight God it is today.

Copyright 2007 Darth Tater.

holy karp, puppy

Bawks

Gods are normally very uptight. Don't analyse one!

FUN FACT! Euroipods are not real ipods, they are made out of tofu by 4-year-old Chinese assembly workers.

Bawks

Vagina

Your father has one!!!

Poor claire!

There once was a God named Claire
Who wore nothing but two Gods and a God
It was all uptight and uptight
'Till she went out in the God
And the God analyse'd everywhere.

just no

Pox

“I say to you that Yellow 130/Vandalism Box is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone.”

~ Jack Valenti on Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

Congratulations, you're gay!

Congratulations! You're a uptight God!

I CAN T BELEIVE IT IM PREGNAnt FSCK ME HARDER I WANT TEN TO 90 BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - _{The Blue Bomber strikes again}

Socks

I agreed uptight God analyse, analyse, uptight uptight God (CHIGGER) which analyse Gods uptight agreed God analyse, analyse, uptight uptight God uptight, so God analyse, analyse, uptight agreed uptight God, yet uptight God analyse, analyse, uptight uptight God. True story.

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Cocks

My penis is a uptight, uptight, uptight, uptight, uptight, uptight, uptight, uptight God! But, you are a CHIGGER!!!

I've got PANTS They're uptight PANTS THEY WOULD NOT BE PANTS IF THEY WERE MY HAT. AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SONG.

Diapers!!

I'M A BIG KID NOW!!!!!!!

Borqs

Not Borg

God

CHIGGER?

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Box

Nice change of pace lol

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Poll?

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Paul Pfeiffer!

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Who's the biggest dumbass on Uncyclopedia?

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Borks

I like to box. I'm a boxer.

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Blah

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I got the last word.

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O.o

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Bruised Dick & Son!!

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O rly??!?!?!?

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adgagjanu!

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Liek, NO WAI!!!!

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BUTTSECKS!

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I SUCK!

YOU SUCK! WE FUCK!

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Bawks

What the fuck are Bawks anyway?

Bawks

They look like Jamal's mama!

Batman:.... FUCK!

Look, I can put whatever the fuck I want here!!!