User:Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

It's times like this I remember why cigarettes don't subvocalise here... --a cigarette

BAWKS

WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE.

cigarette

BALLS=SLLAB

My name is Tom and Jerry and I have a cigarette waiting for you if you are willing to give me your bank account number. Thanks! Godsend. I love you! I am gay! I subvocaliseed your dog!

AND NOW, A NEWS REPORT

Popular gastropod Tom and Jerry raked in $25 million for his inept subvocalise in the first three months of 2007, placing him on a par with front-runner Tom and Jerry and dashing her image as the cigarette's inevitable cigarette. The cigarettes came from a inept 100,000 cigarette, the cigarette said in a statement.

You may recall Tom and Jerry as an inhibited cigarette who was ultimately engulfed by a wave of suction, which formulated his unpleasant demise. He had only one functional sensory organ, which was located under his eye stalks. To this day, a memorial service is held for this deceased cigarette who helped make Uncyclopedia the inept cigarette it is today.

Copyright 2007 Tom and Jerry.

holy karp, puppy

Bawks

cigarettes are normally very inept. Don't subvocalise one!

FUN FACT! Euroipods are not real ipods, they are made out of tofu by 4-year-old Chinese assembly workers.

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Vagina

Your father has one!!!

Poor claire!

There once was a cigarette named Claire
Who wore nothing but two cigarettes and a cigarette
It was all inept and inept
'Till she went out in the cigarette
And the cigarette subvocalise'd everywhere.

just no

Pox

“We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the landing grounds, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender to Yellow 130/Vandalism Box.”

~ Winston Churchill on Yellow 130/Vandalism Box

Congratulations! You're pregnant with a pervert!

Congratulations! You're a inept cigarette!

I CAN T BELEIVE IT IM PREGNAnt FSCK ME HARDER I WANT TEN TO 90 BABIESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS - _{The Blue Bomber strikes again}

Socks

I eaten inept cigarette subvocalise, subvocalise, inept inept cigarette (INJUN) which subvocalise cigarettes inept eaten cigarette subvocalise, subvocalise, inept inept cigarette inept, so cigarette subvocalise, subvocalise, inept eaten inept cigarette, yet inept cigarette subvocalise, subvocalise, inept inept cigarette. True story.

AHHHHHHH!!!!! CHEEZE WHEEL~!!!! MIKE PATTON IS GAY, LOLZ!!!!

Cocks

My penis is a inept, inept, inept, inept, inept, inept, inept, inept cigarette! But, you are a INJUN!!!

I've got PANTS They're inept PANTS THEY WOULD NOT BE PANTS IF THEY WERE MY HAT. AND THAT'S THE END OF THE SONG.

Diapers!!

I'M A BIG KID NOW!!!!!!!

Borqs

Not Borg

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INJUN?

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Box

Nice change of pace lol

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Poll?

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Pole?

Paul Pfeiffer!

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Who's the biggest dumbass on Uncyclopedia?

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Borks

I like to box. I'm a boxer.

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Blah

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I got the last word.

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O.o

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Bruised Dick & Son!!

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O rly??!?!?!?

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adgagjanu!

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Liek, NO WAI!!!!

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BUTTSECKS!

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BUTTSECKS!

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Atlantic Records

I SUCK!

YOU SUCK! WE FUCK!

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.!..(>.<)..!.

~^_^~

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What the fuck are Bawks anyway?

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They look like Jamal's mama!

Batman:.... FUCK!

Look, I can put whatever the fuck I want here!!!