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The Willy on Wheels (Often called Willy or WoW) is a mysterious entitiy, who claims to be a either an ancient Willys automobile, a Wikipedia vandal or a willy on wheels. It is an editor of Willypedia and Willyinfo, encyclopedias about Willys and Willys. The Willy on Wheels has pioneered many forms of innovative vandalism on the Wikipedia, its most famous being its page move vandalism. Other vandalisms include penis pictures and experminantal vandal bots, based on open source scripts provided by the Wikipedia communinty. The Willy on Wheels uses different sock puppets, or "Willy-puppets" to get around the inevitable blocks for his vandalism. A proud user of Mozilla Firefox. for which allows him to do high speed vandalism exploiting the power of tabbed browsing. Its current record of most pages vandalized before being blocked is over 175! done with high speed 64-bit AMD Athlon technology. He also gave Wikipedia a christmas wish with the Christmas Willy on Wheels.
In other languages[edit | edit source]
On the 18th of December 2004, the vandalism went multilingual, vandalizing the German Wikipedia. Soon after, Willy went after the French on the 5th January 2005. Plans for the Polish and Spanish WIkipedias are also in store.
On other websites[edit | edit source]
The Willy on Wheels has also vandalized the Wikipedia fork Wikinfo. Also got banned from the Wikipediasucks.com forums and Slashdot.org. There are plans to vandalize other Wikis in the future.
Licensing[edit | edit source]
The Gay Nigger Association of America have licenced vandalism technology from the willy on wheels! He has also teamed up with the anti-cabal movenet to systematically vandalize the user pages of cabal members. A consortium has been set up, called Willys-Bandalism, in order to license and develop further vandalism innovations.
Upcoming events[edit | edit source]
The Willys 500, will be the first "Extreme Vandalism" event of 2005, where a group of competing vandals will attempt to vandalize 500 pages, in which ever way possible, before getting blocked by the administators. Wheter sneaky, fast or simply surreal, 500 pages will by incredibly hard to do without getting caught. Even the Willy on wheels has only managed 175, so it will be researching vigorously to find out how to do it! Whoever wins, gets the prize of winning their very own Wind up Willy on Wheels! Watchout for the Willys 500, coming up soon, on a date yet to be announced!