User:Wehpudicabok/Game:Your Computer/Waitsoda

Your computer can start up without you, and your fridge is too full for your liking. What'll it be, then? Coke? Pepsi? Root beer? Ordinary beer?

It doesn't matter. You're just killing time anyway.

Twenty minutes later, you return to your computer, and found that you must continue your temporal murderous rampage if you are to get anything done, for your computer has made no progress in starting up at all. It seems that waiting does no good when you've got a machine as incompetent as yours is.

• Give up and cry
• Ignore that last comment and wait anyway
• Take matters into your own equally incompetent hands

Don't spill it on the keyboard, for my sake.