User:User0/Rofldog

ROFLDOGS!

Rofldogs have invaded your ROFL-Computer All must commence ROFL and rofldogs go rofl-rofl, woof-woof!

Rofldog

Arf-arf!	Rofl-woof
Special abilities	The best ROFL pet in the world!
Who let the rofls out?	Woof, woof, woof-woof!
The dogs let the rofls out	Woof, woof, woof-woof!
Enemies	Lolcats, the worst pet in the world!

I think it's appropriate for a quick nap now.

You have rofldog's attention.

I'm in your box, replacing your kitten!

“They did their business in my user page four times today already!”

~ Oscar Wilde

Woof-woof!

Download the rofldogs!

The rofldogs are on the stage! Put rofldogs on your user page! Export the rofldogs as a environmental variable! Configure rofldogs on a terminal! The rofldogs fill up your file space! The rofldogs are in your face!

Rofl-woof

Woof-woof, rofl-rofl! Dogs are not so awful! They sit! They stay! All they want to do is play!

Lol-meow

Meow-meow, lol-lol! Cats are not so swell! They cry! They claw! All they want to do is maul!