User:Tommy tom

“I bet you think this page is about you.”

~ Carly Simon on Vanity Pages

“...you're a great help to us, you're a natural leader.”

~ Leah, Princess on Tommy!

“I'm hitting that.”

~ J.W.Howard on G.W.Bush

This user is an Australian … Strewth! Crikey! Fark! (List of Australian Uncyclopedians)

It would seem that I have inadvertently created a user page on myself without having anything to write. Please feel free to delete this until such time that I do have something to write.